/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56764440
They key aspect is that it can be rented out like a cheap whore just like your mom.

>>56763837
That may be one side of that coin if you catch my drift.

>>56763498
should have gotten a 10 billion LINK loan

>>56746139
why haven't you taken the CRYPTODEBTMAXXX pill? want to own a house? easy. just apply for a loan on USDT. want a new car? you're qualified, just go to a $USDT0 down, buy here pay here lot. need a new phone? finance it. student loans? just stop paying them and let them garnish your gainz, they can't garnish >25%. owe money on your debt? just get a new crypto credit card and do a balance transfer. if CEXes can perpetually refinance billions in debt, why can't you? really, if you aren't living the CRYPTODEBTMAXXX lifestyle you aren't living. it's simply a matter of clicking the site, collaterizing your DOGE, and telling them that you want MORE BTC DEBT.

>ALL CEXES AND STABLECOINS KNOW YOU BY NAME
>FEARED YET RESPECTED BY RISK MANAGERS
>DEBT COLLECTORS BLOCKED IN PHONE
>STILL SCREEN EVERY CALL TO VOICEMAIL
>NEVER VISTIT THEIR LOAN SITES AGAIN
>DEBIT TO INCOME RATIO >100% BUT STILL GETTING NEW LOANS
>LEASED LUXURY CAR ON CRYPTO CREDIT CARD WITH NEGATIVE EQUITY TRADE IN
>HOUSE 6X YOUR GAINZ ON 40 YEAR ARM MORTGAGE
>STARBUCKS & RESTAURANTS EVERY DAY
>ALL SUBSCRIPTION ENTERTAINMENT SERVICES
>8 CRYPTO CREDIT CARDS, ALL MAXXXED OUT
>NEW IPHONE EVERY 6 MONTHS, FINANCED WITH NEGATIVE EQUITY

>>56743023
why haven't you taken the CRYPTODEBTMAXXX pill? want to own a house? easy. just apply for a loan on USDT. want a new car? you're qualified, just go to a $USDT0 down, buy here pay here lot. need a new phone? finance it. student loans? just stop paying them and let them garnish your gainz, they can't garnish >25%. owe money on your debt? just get a new crypto credit card and do a balance transfer. if CEXes can perpetually refinance billions in debt, why can't you? really, if you aren't living the CRYPTODEBTMAXXX lifestyle you aren't living. it's simply a matter of clicking the site, collaterizing your DOGE, and telling them that you want MORE BTC DEBT.

>ALL CEXES AND STABLECOINS KNOW YOU BY NAME
>FEARED YET RESPECTED BY RISK MANAGERS
>DEBT COLLECTORS BLOCKED IN PHONE
>STILL SCREEN EVERY CALL TO VOICEMAIL
>NEVER VISTIT THEIR LOAN SITES AGAIN
>DEBIT TO INCOME RATIO >100% BUT STILL GETTING NEW LOANS
>LEASED LUXURY CAR ON CRYPTO CREDIT CARD WITH NEGATIVE EQUITY TRADE IN
>HOUSE 6X YOUR GAINZ ON 40 YEAR ARM MORTGAGE
>STARBUCKS & RESTAURANTS EVERY DAY
>ALL SUBSCRIPTION ENTERTAINMENT SERVICES
>8 CRYPTO CREDIT CARDS, ALL MAXXXED OUT
>NEW IPHONE EVERY 6 MONTHS, FINANCED WITH NEGATIVE EQUITY

>>56745841
why haven't you taken the CRYPTODEBTMAXXX pill? want to own a house? easy. just apply for a loan on USDT. want a new car? you're qualified, just go to a $USDT0 down, buy here pay here lot. need a new phone? finance it. student loans? just stop paying them and let them garnish your gainz, they can't garnish >25%. owe money on your debt? just get a new crypto credit card and do a balance transfer. if CEXes can perpetually refinance billions in debt, why can't you? really, if you aren't living the CRYPTODEBTMAXXX lifestyle you aren't living. it's simply a matter of clicking the site, collaterizing your DOGE, and telling them that you want MORE BTC DEBT.

>ALL CEXES AND STABLECOINS KNOW YOU BY NAME
>FEARED YET RESPECTED BY RISK MANAGERS
>DEBT COLLECTORS BLOCKED IN PHONE
>STILL SCREEN EVERY CALL TO VOICEMAIL
>NEVER VISTIT THEIR LOAN SITES AGAIN
>DEBIT TO INCOME RATIO >100% BUT STILL GETTING NEW LOANS
>LEASED LUXURY CAR ON CRYPTO CREDIT CARD WITH NEGATIVE EQUITY TRADE IN
>HOUSE 6X YOUR GAINZ ON 40 YEAR ARM MORTGAGE
>STARBUCKS & RESTAURANTS EVERY DAY
>ALL SUBSCRIPTION ENTERTAINMENT SERVICES
>8 CRYPTO CREDIT CARDS, ALL MAXXXED OUT
>NEW IPHONE EVERY 6 MONTHS, FINANCED WITH NEGATIVE EQUITY

>>56743972
>NEVER baghold shitcoins.
What if someone else holds them for me?

>>56743690
Here have a new one.
Its crypto.com.
Its awesome.

>>56743592
B A S E D