/biz/ - Business & Finance

I would highly recommend you all lie on your resumes. Ever since I said I have multiple years of experience in a management position i've been getting more interviews for supervisory roles. Although I did cancel my first interview, and exited the video call on the second one since I was too buzzed to think because I thought drinking beforehand would make me a smooth talker, my 3rd interview which was over the phone went a lot better. Alas, I realized I made a mistake of telling the interviewer that I worked at a company before it even existed (made some mistakes when writing up my fake resume) and have been ghosting the recruiter after they tried contacting me again. Nevertheless, I am confident that I will land a job i'm unqualified for and will continue applying to jobs with my newly updated resume.

>>55521051

There's nothing gayer than constantly buying new tech in order to impress normies. Unless your phone/car/pc is literally broken there's no point replacing it. Something that redpilled me on the normie was when I realised most my coworkers don't "own" anything, it's literally all on finance

>>53417792
>Pounds

>GUSH

>>51691413
I'm sticking to boomer Global equities funds from now on desu.

>>51691400
We call them Deanos in the UK. Picrel.

kek

>>51094120
But imagine having to live next to Deanos blaring Love Island every night and playing Capital FM at full volume

>>50571719
And that is ok. we will be remembered as part of a group as well, and we will have a worse type of life than our parents had

>>49830925
>>49831617
>UK
>cakes on poisonous DNA damaging beauty products constantly
>Meghan Markle, Amber Heard
>idols

tell the truth does this "hot" guy look like picrel? a greasy grey sleeve tattoo? we are talking to DEANOS GIRL lads, I prefer private preppy girls that don't think "celebrities" are "hot" that just means you fell for the MK Ultra programming babez these "celebrities" are not your friends and are put on a pedestal to get you to hate yourself and manipulate and direct your desires where your slave owners see fit

how old is this guy you like may I ask?
fuck it's amazing being a rich man, I'm only 29 and I've made it from crypto and I've got a few years to mould myself into greatness basically by simple going to the gym

>>49660968
kek'd
Im not a Deano mate, I didnt buy a shit Barret homes new build, I drive a £1K Citroen shitbox I paid for in full and I have no debet other than my house payments.

>>29745610
Is it possible to buy GME on finance lads? I heard the BBC talking all about it, sounds like could make a bit of beer money with it eh?

>>29126051
best meme

>>29125236
deanoposting is comfy

>>28953993
It gets better

>>27512311
Right in the feels. Consider the alternative.

Bongs are something else

>>25643278
>LISA
4k allowance per year, with a 25% government bonus on top.

downsides: you can only use it to save for retirement or to buy a house, otherwise you pay a 20% withdrawal penalty.

stick to your S&S ISA if not using it for 2 reasons. I'm using it to save for my deanobox

>>25574101
can't wait to buy a barratt homes deanobox cuckshed down souf with my crypto gains in a few years time

>>25298022
sure, have more deanocore if you want

>>25254527
After seeing the overpriced bulldog sitting in the old sportscar you can't afford, I just fucking knew you had to be a deano brit.

>>24279020
all in the name of propping up the deanobox cuckshed market mate

>>24178297
>QRD on Deanos?

>that smell of fresh carpet
>that fine dust on all the surfaces
>that builders mcdonalds trash in the recycling box
>deano cracks open the door on his new empire, letting the waft of fresh house waft waftily over him, like cracking open that first can of the night
>his key clatters down and echoes on the table, he cracks open his first fosters of the night, 3 pint cans in the fridge. bosh. home sweet home
>the stench of carpets begins to dull his senses
>he can't tell if he's warm or cold, his house is so well insulated and it's completely silent.
>Deano hums chelsea dagger to himself. his own palace. he notices one of the brown letters that looks important
>sat in the middle of his "living room" floor (where the beanbag's going), Deano opens the letter
>'Congratulations on your new home. MR Dean Oswald, We hope that you are settling well. This is a note to notify you that we will commence taking payments of £4919 p/w/p.a/pp commencing as of the first of last month, not including the outstanding monthly and bimonthly interest inclusions at 299% APR per annum. Regards Conglomobank'.
>Deano's eyes see the words but none of it sinks in. he drops the letter and pulls a pizza menu towards him
>Fuck yeah! The local pizza place do donner meat on a pizza! The lads are gonna flip their shit!