/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>59227034
>Stake and Earn™
>Indefinitely™*

Dear Customer,

Your State-issued STEARN™ Freedom Access Gauge (sFAG) has detected waning efficacy in your current Staking Status©. Expired Staking Status© will remain inactive until Two (2) Weeks after your tokens© are admitted into the open pool. Please be advised that you must schedule your Internationally approved and mandated Staking Pool® within 48hrs to avoid penalties and/or d̶e̶t̶e̶n̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ compulsory attendance at your local State Q̶u̶a̶r̶a̶n̶t̶i̶n̶e̶ ̶F̶a̶c̶i̶l̶i̶t̶y̶ Stake & Earn™ Center

Failure to comply with your Staking Status© update may result in your Social Access™ being temporarily restricted indefinitely. Hospital Access and Voting Attendance may be temporarily restricted indefinitely. Social Gathering and Personal Contact may be temporarily restricted indefinitely. Travel Movement Restrictions (TMRs) will be restricted to the following locations:
>1: Home
>2: [null]

To autoschedule your Internationally approved and mandated Staking® appointment, please select from the following options:
>1: Instant™
>2: Special Unit #STAKING-2030 Worldwide Home Delivery

Please keep the Linkpool biodata app open as the appointment is being processed, to ensure your current Health and Bio-Identity details are correctly submitted to the Chainlink Blockchain (ticker: LINK)

Thank you Global Citizen,

*no refunds

Attention all bizraelis: The Great Reset has come at a crossroads with humanity. We can not allow the WEF & the young globohomo leaders to manipulate the markets any longer with their fake wars. In order for the Golden Bullrun to resume, Chainlink(ticker: LINK) needs to be destroyed.
/biz/ will declare WAR on Chainlink next week and send globohomo a message.
You heard it here first. Linkies will be financially exterminated. Participation is mandatory btw, proof of short will be required to post on /biz/. I repeat everybody will have to participate.

Spread the word and prepare your shorts. It's finally happening... The Great Short is upon us lads.

>>52592372
>>52592607
>>52592746
>>52592913
>>52595258
>>52595462
>>52595477
It's over bros, the Schwablord won and now the Great Reset will proceed as planned. I tried to stop him but his magic was just too powerful. The battle is lost. Chainlink will dominate the world from here on and linkies will be our new masters. Ii-i-it's over for non-linkers.

>>52482550
>Chainlink is like the crypto police
All your data are belong to us.

>>52284507
>>52282593
The Ten Classic Signs You Are In A Cult

1. The leader is the ultimate authority
>Sergey depicted in memes as a king, a god, Jesus on the cross
>followers hang on his every word, mesmerized by his presentations even though he's been using the same slides for 3.5 years

2. The group suppresses skepticism
>all critical thought about LINK is FUD
>questioning LINK will get you called a redditor, newfag, or a salty nolinker

3. The group delegitimizes former members
>memes depict LINK sellers swinging from a rope
>popular figures like Timo, Cryptojuice, and even Dave Portnoy are mocked endlessly despite making a profit by selling LINK

4. The group is paranoid about the outside world
>LINK cultists insist that the "kikes" want your LINK
>the only reason it doesn't pump is "price suppression" by the globalist Great Reset New World Order

5. The group relies on shame cycles
>people who don't have the prescribed "suicide stack" of LINK are mocked and shamed until they irresponsibly spend over $80,000 to acquire 10k LINK

6. The leader is above the law
>linkies hate anyone who sells LINK
>but when Sergey sells 40 million dollars of LINK every Friday for a year, it's a good thing

7. The group uses “thought reform” methods
>DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER!

8. The group is elitist
>the linkie believes he is superior to the nolinker, even if the nolinker has made many times his profit, because one day LINK will moon. he knows this, based on faith.

9. There is no financial transparency
>nobody knows where Sergey's weekly 40 million dollar dumps are going
>one blog post update every 6 months

10. The group performs secret rites
>esoteric saturnism
>eric holder killed paul walker
>rosicrucian numerology
>municipal marmalade
>cult of demeter
>jonny rims horses

>>50949071
1 month

When the time comes anon you will know what to do.

tldr; prepare your shorts.

>>50739935
You vill buy ze safe™ and effective™ token.

These globohomos are breathing down our neck.
Prepare your shorts anon and be ready when the time comes (soon.jpeg)

I’ve seen a lot of anons talk about how a CBDC will be implemented once inflation gets even more out of control. How exactly would this fix anything though? How would it reduce the supply of money? Who would stand to lose money in this scenario?

t. brainlet

>>30335320
ONE DICK
ONE ASS

make your choice

>>30055309
N

>father of Chainlink
>one of the architects of the Great Reset
>swiss-kike-nazi european royalty
>his ancestors brought about the 1st, 2nd and 3rd industrial revolutions
>fast fish eat slow fish type of guy
>Sithlord apparel & lifestyle
>lives deep inside swiss underground caverns

Why does /biz never talk about him? All you hear about is Charles Hoskins and Cardana trannies