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https://jobs.lever.co/chainlink/5c228339-fb1f-46f6-849d-5d611c38f648

Hey

We are looking for a Chief Operating Officer
Feel free to apply dear anons

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>>22072239
"But Sergey, we are going to go to the restau-"

"Nonsense. I eat at all times and do what I want, hey, blow."

An employee scurries over the Sergey and his Father with a mirror loaded with glistening white lines and two shot glasses.

"Ah, classic Russian snack. Don't mind if I do" he says as he picks up a small cut straw. A loud and an almost snorting sound comes from Sergey's Father as he tilts his head back and comically begins to swallow. "Good shit. Nostrovia!"

"Nostrovia." They gulp down the shots and smash them on the ground. "Pick it up wagie! Anyway, let me give you a tour." They proceed to walk around the cramped offices.

"So when are you going to pull the plug?"

"Well the money machine just keeps going. To be honest, I don't even know what the fuck oracles are."

"Here's what I don't understand. If it's a good making machine, there's sure to be Jews and Russians and sometimes both in the mix."

"Oh they are. Chinks too. There's this twinked out meth-head named Vitalik. He blew me off because he saw through me and he refused bribes because he has his own scam going."

"The guy you're developing for?"

"Well... it's complicated. I promised investors, hahaha, I love saying that word. Investors... anyways, I promsied them something something, derivatives, basically data would go through us for a stock exchange."

"Why?"

"Because, they're stupid. Just connect big words together. Blockchain agnostic. Smart contract oracles. Decentralized node protocols. And bam you have money!"

"Huh, let me try... mhmm... Real time node operators..."

"Hahaha, you got it Pops! It's easy."

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>>21976870
Gotta break the weekly now lads

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>>21960227
Fuck you fggt ask reddit

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>>19499858
This pic is from 2018, back when we were still in the 2 man team/sergry exit scammed fud phase. You guys are getting a tad bit too excited.

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>>17322686
10/10

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>>17294684
Niggernulinker i remember when Link went from 90 to 144 on CMC.
Held all the way and bought more.

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>>17149920
stop loss at 3.5

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>>16985122
Life is hard dont worry fren I pray for you. When you dyor you discover a profound sense of calm

That's what link is about. Awakening

>>16985122
I hope you make it to be very rich in spirit. I also wish your bags will moon so that way you could be much happier in life. It's all good bother go ahead vent we all need to let it out once in a while

How is your morning ?

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>>16486554
no I don't think so

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>>15863555
I'm jelly of that money belly

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>>14522210
sure, let's see what ya go boi

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The early years continued

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>>12904865
this is incredibly cute, sergey is the coolest guy

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>>12712446
based

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>>12656086
nice id fren

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I am working on a project which I believe bizrealis will appreciate once complete. However, I need as many pictures of Sergey as possible in order to finish. Thumbs up sergeys, rare sergeys, sergey memes, I need them all.

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>>12478999
Two men spooning by the fireplace with decentralized oracle pillow talk is far from gay, fren. In fact, I can't think of anything more hetero.

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