/biz/ - Business & Finance

it only affects faggots and bisexual men. Don't be a faggot or bisexual, and you are 100% safe. It's literally the AIDS playbook.

>>28880760
MACD hints at a downtrend starting in 2-4 days. We might crash in this downtrend or correct to 45k before continuing the bull run.

>hold BTC
>think XRP holders are schizos that believe in Qanon
>also think my ponzi scheme is going to topple the global banking structure even thought it has the slowest TX rate on the market

>It's called tether because anything using it will go down with it

>>25105308

>>23844357
>LINK 13.04
>UNI 3.04
by that logic LINK 1KEOY = UNI 990EOY

>>21749805
>t. pic related

>I-i-i dont know mr cashier I just got this coupon doing a survey on the internet

>>21184364
just take a step back and analyze your situation rationally. it's very likely to correct back down in the short term, and very unlikely to keep going up and up. in the long term view however, we all know it's at least 1k per stink. so either sell now and hope you can buy back lower or be prepared to watch that 200k dwindle as it corrects

Hey biz yall finally got me into crypto, just bought 8m holo, 1k ghost and 100 link what are the chances i lose all my money and can post pink wojacks (not a pajeet)

>>18303475
google trends, rumors, etc.
heck, even scouting /biz/ is one way to gain foresight

>tfw unironically have a 145 iq
>still extremely poor and my only shot of ever making it will be with crypto

Intelligence doesn't get you anywhere in the modern world. It's all completely down to luck and/or your ability to swindle people out of money. Since I don't have the lack of moral conscience that would allow me to do the latter, luck is my only option from here on out. If I don't make it from crypto there really is no other option except to either wageslave for $15/hr for the rest of my life or somehow try to get on disability income.

How do i get money from the government? Im beyond the point of trying to work in this rigged system with hundred of trillions in unfunded liabilities and just want to focus on getting enough money so i can have a roof over my head, go to the gym, eat, and hone my skills for when everything come crashing down.
Obviously the military is an option but thats gunna be a last resort.
Ideas anyone?

>tfw the rally failed like all the others

>>16655905
>to stupid

>my eth is borrowed

>>16123816
>>16124191
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>>16124591
*le sigh*

classic biz, try to help out and it's like trying to teach a caveman how to start a fire

>providing cDAI liquidity on uniswap

>>14071881

>>13824244
I'm not a neet so I don't need to live off of it

Hmmm

>blaming all of the negative effects of long cycle economic dynamics and events as informed by 70+ years of systemic decay on a single figurehead elected in the last 3 years while ignoring the persistent and ubiquitous advancement of technology and resulting rise in wealth
yes, orange man bad, stock market should keep going up 15% a year forever if not for orange man. americans are just entitled to the spoils of the post world war 2 era for themselves, forever, except that orange man destroyed all that

curencies are a huge scam and everthing happening to them is an effect of market manipulation. the stock market will continue hyperinflating tomorrow. this will go on forever, while bitcoin and crypto is just ignored and goes to zero in favor of buying the stock market dip with free money

>>12720054
>tfw becoming homeless so they won't