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>so what did you want to speak with me about Anon?
Hi boss, so I’ve been working this job for a couple years now, as you know of course all of my previous fellow coworkers were fired for theft or complete incompetence but I’ve been diligent for these 2 years so far and was wondering-
>yeah yeah get to the chase. Have you been remembering to smile and offer promotional items to customers?
I uhh yes of course every time
>good good...anyways Lisa told me your tray was short 3 cents last week. Did you miscount change again?
Uhh I don’t think so uhh oh yeah I remember now I needed extra coins but no one would get them for me so I had to give one customer a nickel which is why I was short the 3 cents
>hmmm well okay but don’t do that again, it’s not a big issue but as per company policy this will need to be written up. Nothing personal, just the way it works around here. Heck if I were on a register and short 3 cents I’d be written up too, and I’m the manager ahahah
yeahhh ha ha thank you boss
>so why’d you stop by again? What’s on your mind
Oh uhh I was basically just wondering if I could get a-
>oh Anon, could you rearrange those display items at the front of the store when you get a chance? It’s been needing that for a while now, I don’t know why Carlos hasn’t done it yet
Of course boss right on it.
>alright great, thanks Anon. I’m going for my lunch break now and you leave soon right, so likely I’ll be seeing you next week
Uhh yep have a good weekend
>thanks you too, oh one more thing. Are you potentially available Sunday? I know it’s easter but I think tynique is gonna call in sick again.
Uhhh well uhh yeah sure I guess
>Great! Thanks Anon I knew I can always count on you! Bye bye for now
Ha ha yeep

>>15209280

>Sitting down in an public toilet cubicle taking a shit some grunting in stall next door
>Squeeky disembodied voice suddenly and without warning asked if i liked blockchain middleware
>I ignore the pickup lines and dont respond
>He keeps repeating the same line over and over getting more frantic and louder
>Forced to reply "not really" as I frantically think how Im going to get out in one piece
>Then voice starts talking about chainlin or whatever in an attempt to sweet talk me or something
>He Im forced to reply no
>Retard then starts smashing the side of the wall of the stall that he's in with vigour Im getting really concerned
>Instantly regret going for a shit
>Retard starts repeating "Sorry" while banging on stall wall
>Im terrified to respond
>Feel claustrophobic and scared Im going to get chopped up by a serial killer
>Suddenly and silently shoves a chainlin t shirt under the stall - I cant move Im terrified
>I cant take the t shirt its covered in piss
>Disembodied voice threatens me to take t shirt
>I say no Im going out of my mind
>Retard pulls chain and shuffles about then leaves stall and positions himself outside my stall I can hear the heavy breathing
> After 5 mins I thinbk hes gone and come out but hes there heavy breathing it seems he tries to smother me with the chainlin t shirt I panic run and tell him to fuck off
>Report incident to security and hr who tell me they have him on cctv and have called the police

>so what did you want to speak with me about Anon?
Hi boss, so I’ve been working this job for a couple years now, as you know of course all of my previous fellow coworkers were fired for theft or complete incompetence but I’ve been diligent for these 2 years so far and was wondering-
>yeah yeah get to the chase. Have you been remembering to smile and offer promotional items to customers?
I uhh yes of course every time
>good good...anyways Lisa told me your tray was short 3 cents last week. Did you miscount change again?
Uhh I don’t think so uhh oh yeah I remember now I needed extra coins but no one would get them for me so I had to give one customer a nickel which is why I was short the 3 cents
>hmmm well okay but don’t do that again, it’s not a big issue but as per company policy this will need to be written up. Nothing personal, just the way it works around here. Heck if I were on a register and short 3 cents I’d be written up too, and I’m the manager ahahah
yeahhh ha ha thank you boss
>so why’d you stop by again? What’s on your mind
Oh uhh I was basically just wondering if I could get a-
>oh Anon, could you rearrange those display items at the front of the store when you get a chance? It’s been needing that for a while now, I don’t know why Carlos hasn’t done it yet
Of course boss right on it.
>alright great, thanks Anon. I’m going for my lunch break now and you leave soon right, so likely I’ll be seeing you next week
Uhh yep have a good weekend
>thanks you too, oh one more thing. Are you potentially available Sunday? I know it’s easter but I think tynique is gonna call in sick again.
Uhhh well uhh yeah sure I guess
>Great! Thanks Anon I knew I can always count on you! Bye bye for now
Ha ha yeep