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>>50083335

Too late now.

Every job you ever apply for will have those comments on record.

>be you in 4 years with a small family herding goats, your wife desiree taking care of your son silus and you needing extra income because your wife's only fans account comprised of softcore goat porn isn't cutting it.

Employer: So why do you want to be a Solana miner?
You: so I can support my family
Employer: fair enough, you should know though that the days and night are long in the liquidation caverns where you will be posted and required to scavenge any profit from the degenerate jeet ruling class who gamble with leverage off the Bulgarians who they overtook in the great bulgojeetwar.
You: OK when do i start?
Employer: just as soon as we complete a few background chec.. Oh wait what's this?! (Pokemon music plays alerting you that something is wrong).
Employer: It looks like you commented the following on 5 May 2022 on a YouTube video titled "mixed paralympian blind volleyball" '"fucking Jews, if those Paki cripples don't win gold I'm going to lose my life savings"
You: I don't remember that
Employer: Mr Bankman has been alerted and whilst you await your punishment you will immediately be transferred to an outpost in siberia fronting as a new Delhi call centre selling feet pics for link tokens.
You: what about my wife and son?
Employer: they've already been transferred to ethereumlantis where they will be put into hard labour drilling in the gas fields under the ever watchful eye of
Lord skelly buterin.

>>49894031

Oh god futures oh god not like this