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Sold all my chainlink and put it all on Michelle Obama being the Democrat presidential nominee.

The dump hasn't even begun.

Prepare for prices you haven't seen in half a decade.

It's all a rigged system you fools. GME will pump, it will crash the entire economy. Some with make it out with money but I suspect all trading platforms will simply close / stop trading of GME and the government will force GME to issue enough shares so much that every short seller can get out. This is like Covid but for the financial system. This is the catalyst to push adoption of blockchains and tokenized assets.

>>57997794
high paying trades like plumbing and electrical.
I swear one plumber could do a million in revenue solo a year if they busted their ass.

Why shouldn't I buy FEPI?
>25% yield
>exposure to the 15 biggest tech memes of any given time
>capped downside so wouldn't crash as bad as the underlying index

Seems like it's at a crazy low price right now.

>>57727843
Buy and hold stocks but with income from a large pile of cash sitting in jepq
Hoping for more good crab days.

I haven't ejaculated in 54 days.

>>57686202
I haven't ejaculated in 53 days.