/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57380265
>those hands

>>57302434

>>56130751

Boobies

>he has to do that while at home
>not just fapping in his office while everyone either doesn't notice or pretends not to

HOW DID I MISS THAT INTEL CUT THEIR DIVIDEND HAHAHA
>yeah i don't care about the failing business and negative growth
>they got a sweet 5% divvy and low p/e!
>LITERALLY no signs of them cutting it either!!!
Now you own a stock with a middling dividend and terrible future. Congrats P/E investors you really found a gem! I'll buy your bags off you at $15 maybe.

>dxy going higher will crash the market
DXY itself crashed.
>10 year going higher will crash the market
10 year itself crashed.
>well, earnings will SHOCK the market
Earnings have either been great or very slightly under. Where's this mystery crash I've been earing about?

>the market won't bottom until q4 this year
>i'm going to make a ton of money collecting interest on my 90% cash, 10% short position
>will get the slurp of a lifetime

>>52721555
>We are a society governed by the rule of law.
and if the law stops working or is blatantly abused, then you are governed by the winds from my arse

>market pumping
>/smg/ muted, most likely net short

>civil engineering
>starting salary $125,000 at my uncles firm
>5 years experience and I get scouted by uncles old friend for $375,000

>Decentralized currency
>That isn't private

You know there is no such thing right slave?

>>50708251
They have built and are continuing to build massive warehouses across the United States. They're are stockpiling goods in preparation for any war.
Cope.

>Tfw quit caffeine after a life time of use
>7 days later IQ feels 20-30 points lower than usual

How do I profit from this?

How do I start a business?