/biz/ - Business & Finance

Look upon my fucker’s folio and feel the blood rush into your vile circumcised penis tears filling your beady Sephardic eye as you tremble with pure cloying Semitic jealousy
How could a goy possess such a portfolio you ponder surely only a chosen son of Shem could accumulate such a ledger of fucking fancy
IT’S NOT POSSIBLE you reflexively scream while observing bris at temple spittle spraying flagrantly across an unwitting Jewess’ face as you ruminate on this quantum impossibility
HOW COULD THIS GOY HAVE OUTSMARTED MEEEEEEE
Piss soaking a kike’s pantaloon is for me a familiar scenario at this point a saccharine gentile grin creeping across my face as I contemplate your impotent seething Talmudic envy masturbating a scarred flaccid penis as you look upon this supreme monument to fiscal cuckoldry sultry images of my muscular European body flickering through your foul Freudian psyche like experimental NSDAP gonzoid propaganda as I fuck your hideous Jew wife drool pouring down my dimpled aryan chin SS uniform strewn about the hovel while this relentless piston pumping affair continues like a Hasidic nightmare of German industrial rail a mind-searing vaginal Shoah as your wife’s vile nasal fucking orgasm rings throughout the ghetto like a parody of a Muslim call to prayer
I point to each of my holdings from Chainlink to Rights Reserve Token ranting and raving in broken German DO YOU SEE ME NOW I AM THE FUCKER NOW AH HA
It is at this point that a Jew’s masturbatory fantasy is rudely interrupted but a dove’s toe away from climax by a syncopated rapping upon the Deli’s bathroom door
Before you’re even able to pull up your rumpled $12 slacks the door blasts off it’s hinges and before you stands my hulking Bavarian frame a giant stone tablet in my muscled hand the sight of which causes you to vomit while I begin frantically chiselling my portfolio’s holdings into the slab like a perverse satire of Moses screaming in crude Yiddish DO YOU SEE ME NOW AH HA I AM THE FUCKER NOW