/biz/ - Business & Finance

You guys think ya hot shit because you've gotten the call. Peanuts.
Wait until you get the visit.

>my erc20 token is special

>>56585544
HAHAHAHA

It's really happening this time isn't it? Truly a joyous day today is.

https://www.wsj.com/articles/a-crypto-side-door-buying-a-digital-residency-in-palau-for-248-1cd40643?mod=hp_lista_pos1

The normies know. Now where am I supposed to get my citizenship?

rent would be lowered
sam's just not that funny or entertaining

>KNOW ME BROKEN BY MY MASTERRRRRR

>>51447744
I'm so tired of this shit. How do I invest in sexbot startups?

>>30229895
I said "active reporting"
They've down weighted it to monthly average.
Try to keep up.

Get your pink wojaks ready, 50k has been denied

>>29779933
Sure, why not, got nothing better to do. Start the car.

You can see in Info that the site is just a reskin of goose, still a nice 5x.

Gonna sell before the mutts wake up

>>29368453

Don't get emotionally attached to your investment
Money>Ideals

>>28805017
Cope nigger what happened? you don't want me to expose your shitcoin PnD?

>21
>virgin
>5k networth
>manlet
>living with parents
>I didn't shower for the last 2 months
>I smell my armpits while I masturbate

>21
>virgin
>5k networth
>manlet
>living with parents
>I didn't shower for the last 2 months
>I smell my armpits while I masturbate

So /biz/

what's the next big thing? Any hyper IQ autist oldfags still lurking here? Seeming pretty obvious that the God Protocol Oracle isn't fully priced in and wont be for a few years. After that? a year or two? What will it be?

A tokenised financial derivative industry (rothschild coin)?
Machine learning (AI) from the block-chain (the brain)?
Or a decentralised data query on Web 3.0 (merchant token)
Or human interpretation/arbitration of oracle data (feed village sirs)

>>28239930
>https://dqydj.com/net-worth-by-age-calculator-united-states/
>mfw dismayed that i was only in the 84th percentile before realizing i forgot a 0 on my networth
>add theextra 0
>shoot to the 99th percentile for my age group, the age group above me, and 98th percentile for the age group above that
buying LINK in 2017/2018 was honestly the cheat code for life

Seriously, out of every altcoin which one to still be relevant in 10+ years and not utterly shit the bed. Crypto was the first and has taken the charge as "digital gold," so what future-proof characteristics do other coins have that will allow them to live in a world where bitcoin has reigned supreme 10 years from now?

>>26756939
This. Imagine having your whole life depend on something irrational like a market, kek.

Watching these bankers get ruined by retards gambling on the internet is priceless.

>>26427436
this is why banks exist -- to stress about this stuff for you.

if you deposit your BTC into a Coinbase vault, you can set it up to require authorization from three different people before anyone can withdraw and there's a mandatory 48-hour waiting period before the BTC can be sent

>>25005402
this is why it's a bad idea to put all of your money into one investment

this is also why futures, options, and crypto are so risky -- because there's a high chance of 100% loss