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>>57970964
I have no neurons left to activate

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>>55890060
OOOOH OHHH IM GONNA MISLOOOOOOD

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>>54941321
>Do math degree
>Hired in big silicon valley tech firm with no experience and not a single leetcode question done
Nothing personal.

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How much money do you spend on degeneracy?

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>>54025477
>DUDE JUST INVEST DILIGENTLY INTO YOUR 401(K) FOR 40 YEARS WHILE WAGESLAVING TO RETIRE
>IT'S GUARANTEED MONEY BRO

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100% probability in the next 60 seconds.
How will you prepare?

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>>53957695
>Just gamble your way to wealth bro

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>>53910988
>Just make an extra $371k bro
>Just hit the gym and hold frame bro

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>DUDE JUST USE THE FIVE ARMED BANDIT ASKING FIVE WHYS IN A MINIMUM VIABLE ITERATIVE PROJECT BLUEPRINT PAINTED DOOR FLOPPY HYPOTHESIS STRATEGY TO EFFICIENTLY TIMEBOX THE METHOD OF ALIGNING THE STAKEHOLDERS AGAINST THE ROADMAP TO UNDERSTAND CUSTER NEEDS WITH BIG DATA WITH THE CLOUD WITH A FIFTY SLIDE POWERPOINT DECK WITH EVERY DEPARTMENT CONSULTED EVEN THE ONE MADE UP GROUCHY BOOMERS IGNORE IT ALL DO WHAT SENIOR MANAGERS ARE ASKING ANYWAY PLUS WE NEED A KPI OKR SERVICE LEVEL METRICS-DRIVEN FORWARD LOOKING DASHBOARD CONTAINING INFORMATION FROM FIVE SOURCES THAT NO ONE WILL EVER LOOK AT HOW MANY STORY POINTS WILL THAT BE ARE YOU SURE I DON'T UNDERSTAND TECHNOLOGY BUT ASK AGAIN QUESTION ASSUMPTIONS PLAN EVERYTHING OVERCOMMUNICATE OVERCOMMUNICATE OVERCOMMUNICATE WHOOPS YOU DIDN'T GO TO THE CHRISTMAS PARTY GUESS YOU'RE NOT A TEAM PLAYER ADD VALUE STATE A HYPOTHESIS IMPROVE WAYS OF WORKING ASK FOR AN ESTIMATE MISS THE ESTIMATE BY 200% ASK FOR ANOTHER ANYWAY WRITE A STRATEGY NO I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU TELL A STORY SHOW EMPATHY BRING THE ENERGY INCREASE THROUGHPUT LOG THE RISKS OWN THE DEPENDENCIES OWN IT OWN IT OWN IT OWN IT OWN IT

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>>52947551
>lunc general
>xrp schizo general
>whatever general

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>>51110260
>qo0OM

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