/biz/ - Business & Finance

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT STRUDEL BROS?

howdy /biz/, I'm pretty sure you're all tired of the constant trdl pajeet spamming. however, there is one thing the pajeets failed to point out, and that is THE ABSOLUTE MONSTROUS FARMING APY

trdl's farming apy is made in such a way where it decreases depending on how much vBTC has been minted. currently the staking rewards are astronomical (we're talking about above 1000% APY), so, in case any of you have bought and are seething because you're thinking you bought a pajeet scam, no. you bought a farm token and you're not using it under its intended purpose. for those who still haven't gotten in, that's perfectly fine - now is THE perfect time to get in and start farming before the devs start pushing the marketing and pump the price up for the inevitable dump.

that's the sole reason the price has been crabbing (or a slow bleed, if you can call it) ever since the pump to $15 happened. there is price suppression from whales going on, as it is hugely detrimental to their farming returns if the price either moons or crashes too hard (read impermanent loss). this should keep going on for several days, maybe a week - basically, until that fucking v2 drops and the devs start marketing the coin for normans to buy.

get in while you're still early, shit's like a money printer at this point. and trust me, this'll only get better

REPEAT AFTER ME STRUDEL BROS:

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