/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54741375
I'm not buying shit with that yield curve.

>>54464236
kek I'm making so much money already

>>54403241
Lack of interest in shitcoins is proof that no one cares about your dead tranny chain, retard. The ARB token has no inherent value.

Not long ago, a merchant found a lot of monkeys that lived near a certain village. One day, he came to the village saying he wanted to buy these monkeys! He announced that he would buy the monkeys at $100 each.
The villagers thought that this man must be crazy - How can somebody buy stray monkeys at $100 each? Still some people caught some monkeys and gave it to this merchant and he gave $100 for each monkey. This news spread like wildfire and people caught monkeys and sold them to the merchant.

After a few days, the merchant announced that he will buy monkeys at $200 each. The lazy villagers also ran around to catch the remaining monkeys! They sold the remaining monkeys at $200 each. The merchant then announced that he will buy monkeys for $500 each! The villagers started to lose sleep!.....They caught six or seven monkeys, which was all that was left and got $500 each.

The villagers were waiting anxiously for the next announcement. Then the merchant announced that he is going on holiday for a week, but when he returns, he will buy monkeys at $1000 each! He also said that his employee will be in charge, and would take care of the monkeys he bought pending his return.

The merchant went on holiday!

The villagers were frantic and very sad as there were no more monkeys left for them to sell it at $1000 each as was promised by the merchant.

>>53689530
not too late to start shorting BNB kek I've made more money in 1h30 than I did in the last 6 months

I'm feeling comfy

will this be the first green day for tsla since like forever XD ?

Lumberbros, I am comfy, crabbing and slurping at the bottom, setting up orders for if it ever flashdips even lower. SPYcucks will never know this because their bottom will never be touched.

>>51288382
sorry Mumu I just saw your message, you were saying?

>390
Comfy eventful market

R-E-L-A-X

Il ne faut pas vendre la peau de l'ours avant de l'avoir tué.

Holy fuck who else is peak comfy here? Just knowing that you were indeed smarter than the market and most retards is an immensely gratifying feeling. I'm addicted to this bros

Post loss porn, cope and other delusion. I'm having so much fun right now

Hoping for circuit breakers today. They are so comfy.