/biz/ - Business & Finance

Nuclear energy here. It's hard as fuck, I don't enjoy it, and I'm not gonna earn lods of emone in my country. At least I am almost guaranteed an employment though.

>>1014310

>Sweaty-palmed anon feebly rings the door bell, the door clicks and opens half-way and a frustrated looking woman eyes you warily.
>"Hello?"
>"Hello ma'am! I'm here to present you with an exciting opportunity to save money and help the environment! At SolarShit LLC, we are now offering FREE s-solar installation with no money down, when you sign up for our i-incredible f-financing p-package, with no int-!"
>"I'm not interested, thank you."
>"I'm c-coming i-in."
>Anon weakly puts his right foot forward, and the door thuds shut on the tip of his shoe
>he stares down for a couple of seconds, a gust of cold wind fluttering through his poorly fitted trousers, before he shuffles off the porch.