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Sergey is alternating between eating Big Macs and snorting cocaine off of black
BBW booty cheeks while Rory is furiously stroking his pencil dick
in the corner with one hand and stonewalling investors in the slack with the other.
That’s why all his “updates” trying to hide the fact that this project is a complete
debacle are riddled with typos. A pile of unread resumes sit on the floor, drenched in
Big Mac sauce. Steve is the only one trying. He’s locked away in his moms basement
trying to learn GO. It’s such an obscure and asinine language that he can’t find
the documentation he needs. He’s about to snap. He keeps frantically calling Sergey.
Sergey only texts back, “new phone, who dis” and “32 million solves my oracle problem.”
Steve’ mom’s basement reeks of the marijuana Steve smokes to cope with the stress.
A thick haze from all the smoke lingers. All Steve can see are two faint lights.
One is the blue light emitting from his shitty 2010 dell inspiron laptop. Somehow
Sergey didn’t think they’d have money in the budget for him to get a new laptop.
The other is the glimmer of steel of his colt 45 revolver with his one way ticket out of his hell.

Who here fell for the LINK meme