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As a business owner is it still possible to hire a cutie to be your secretary and make her fall in love with you?

>>23602792
Very nice bum! Trading will be spirited today!

Who here rode the SLI pump, bought SUNW at end of day yesterday, sold SUNW today and bought CBAT?

We need more hot bitches to help markets rise!

I have a second interview with a very large mortgage lender tomorrow. I am curious if any anons here are, or ever have been, loan officers.
For this position, leads are generated by the company, so no cold calling and pipeline building. Base salary is $50k and commission is given per loan closed (not sure what the percentage is at this time). With no lead generation and a healthy base salary, this position seems to be ideal for the potential loan officer. In my first interview the nice lady said most LOs make $60-70k their first year, $75-90k their second year, and many of their LOs make six figures after three years.
Anybody have any insight into the loan officer position?
also, i just got married so wish me luck.

When the big crash happened in March I was so entertained by the fucking misery that must have been caused, and elated I made 400% off my shorts.... which I left open. As the fed printed and everything recovered I didn't lose my gains, I was fucking liquidated. Now I'm losing hope, BTC below 3k (even if just for a few minutes) and double digits ETH is still the plan, right? Pic related, I wanna see some red (the exec in the pic isn't elated about the panties, he's seeing how his shorts have just made him rich af).

>>19408460
they should send that cute blonde slut out again

I'm looking for an exchange or software that'll let me make a stop buy order above one of the little triangles BTC keeps making, and when that stop goes through it creates a stop loss below it and a sell above it, and when one of the stop loss or the sell go through it'll cancel the other. On Binance you have OCO (order cancel other) orders for the stop loss and sell order, but you have to be there to create them when you make the initial position. I'm having a look at a free trial of this bot... livetrader.io, and I can't see any functionality like that.

Also, do any of you guys use bots that you like?

>crude falling to new lows
>oil stocks still rising

>>18432403
holy shit I've never seen it done in one of these threads.

Why do people think we're going back to normal after a few weeks or months of lockdowns? Until we have a vaccine aren't we essentially helpless against corona except for slowing it down as much as we can?