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More shiba for the tittybank

>>27341948
The year is 2025.

I woke up at exactly 6:00. I need no alarm clock. Two women woke me by sucking my cock. I gave .001 shib to each of the women as a tip. Three women helped me into the shower, all while caressing me and drooling at my shib wallet. They also came instantly after seeing my balance.

I left my 50 acre mansion and got in my gold-plated 2030 Lamborghini Murcielago (custom made for me after the dealer saw my Leash) and another one of my bitches was waiting in the passenger seat. She was in the car all night, because she couldn't sleep without me having penetrated her. She hopped on me and started riding my dick while I squeezed her tits and drove with my knees. In a whim, I arrived at the gym. I threw the bitch off me, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until I got back. When I got out the car, I flexed. My bulging, huge, muscles ripped my Gucci shirt off, and six women lined up. We had an orgy, which didn't last too long. Each woman climaxed when my cock came within five inches of her pussy, and went into an eternal state of euphoria after seeing my btc wallet. I came, and transferred .00000000001 LEASH to each of the women.

After benching seven hundred kilograms, I squatted four hundred kilograms. I started doing my 100 laps, but I got a phone call. It was a conference call with nineteen supermodels. They orgasmed after hearing my voice. My bitch in the car was getting lonely, so I went back. She sucked me off as I took the drive back home. I left her in the car, transferred .000001 Sheb to her, opened the diamond-encrusted knob and went inside.

>>27320196
>Voluntarily missing out on massive gains.

Delusional.

Me? I'm currently accumulating SHIB.

Why? Because I want to 10x my money tonight. Sinple.

Are you in yet, anon?

>>27244572
SHIB, are you even paying attention?
https://chartex.pro/?symbol=UNISWAP%3ASHIB&interval=1&theme=Dark

Let me guess, you've missed:

LINK
ETH
GME
AMC
DOGE
XRP

I know how it feels to be retarded. But what if we could pool our autism, right here, right this minute? I propose to you, $SHIB.

It's not a coincidence you stumbled upon this thread. Jannies will try to slide it. Get in here and get in on this gem. Together we will pump it to the moon, take down DOGE, and dump on plebbit normans.

It's dipping hard as fuck, all the weak hands have officially left and will be whining soon about being priced out. I am literally handing this to you on a silver platter. You'll be seeing a lot more of SHIB in the coming days and weeks, but this is the last chance to load up bags before we take off.

WE GOT THE POWER OF BOOBA ON OUR SIDE POOMPPP