/biz/ - Business & Finance

Buy now before it's too late

>sell soul to the devil for eternal wealth and wisdom
>life comes to an end, satan comes to reap my soul
>but i lost it many, many years ago when i was young
>nothing personal, satan.

>buy cologne at knock off store 30$
>buy real stuff at Macy’s 60$
>stick fake in Macy’s box
>return next day for refund
>mfw it works

My brother has been using his PC to mine Bitcoin while off to school and my mom recently got a letter from the electrical company that someone might be stealing electricity and power here in Denmark is some of the most expensive in the world.
What's the best way to snitch on my brother? (It's ok he bullied me in school with the kids 1-2 grades my senior to look cool)
I was thinking of explaining the whole thing as a ponzi scheme because my granpa recently lost a bunch of money in one.

The absolute state of the Coinbase subreddit. Every single post in new is about missing funds delayed wires and ID verification rejections. Is coinbase going to pull a Mt.Gox?

https://www.reddit.com/r/CoinBase/new/

>yfw tell normies crypto's a scam and real estate isnt in a bubble and due for a boom any time now

If you're not dumb you can make money from the market going UP or DOWN

>>2756336
and you need to realise a lot of people are idiots/emotional

>be me
>autistically post my Blockfolio on instagram
>proceed to get DM'd by "friends" who haven't talked to me in years
>Ask for advice
>I charge them $50-$75 depending if I didn't like the person or not
>Proceeded to make almost $750
>Literally give them advice from /biz/
>mfw


To add I ended up investing the profit into shit that's mooned. Feels good man

To all the faggots eailer saying sell eth

>>2407168
>tfw /biz/ outsmarted & scammed /pol/
this is.. quite hilarious

My dream is to create a cryptocurrency even if not a single person uses it

should i ethereum token
or should i wat?

thx for replies

FIAT will die
accumulate cryptocurrency immediately

>there are retards on this board that actually sold their DGB

>FUD mongoloids actually thought that not winning the citi contest will break DGB

Lol I hope you lost everything becase you surely deserve it for being weakhanded cucks.

>it's 2021
>fiat crashes everywhere
>the flippening-gigantis occurs
>barely-worth-anything fiat mass converted into all crypto
>your blockfolio goes x100,000,000

post your face when

>bought a LOT of dgb at 114 sat
>held through until now without selling a single one
>will keep holding in the future

>>2326116
>its not like you cant invest in multiple coins

Sure you can, you can also do it without constantly FUDding and shilling the shitcoin you invested in over a coin thats a million times better.

You clearly sound mad you missed the DGB train friend.

>bought at 83

Woah, enjoy your 100%-something gains friend, DGB netted is currenty netting me over 3000% returns.

I know you're regret not positioning yourself in DGB and holding myriad instead, but constantly making DGB fud threads while shilling your shitcoin isnt gonna do you any good, but if that's how you cope with it, idc. My money is in my pocket and your pathetic attempts to BTFO dgb only make me laugh, have a nice day.

>>2298043
>Holding a literal shitcoin
>"b-but muh marketcap, muh silver to BTC's gold"

Its a literal piece of shit outdated coin which only has its place in the market because it was one of the first to come out after BTC. There are a shit ton of other coins out there that outperform and outscale LTShit in every single way. Anyone still hodling this piece of shit should off themselves.

I just lost 100,000 sys because of corrupt ram, this is a reminder to make sure your memory is running well, you can use memtest to do that, don't lose 20 grand like me biz Bros!

>>2279708
did you copy this from my thread the other day because this is literally me

>'anon didnt you use to talk about bitcoin?'
>crypto is obviously a scam, the smart money is in real estate, it allways goes up!
>mfw

>>2258463
LOL you screencapped my TA thread, i feel famous thank you anon.

>mfw tell normies crypto is a scam and their money is safe in real estate

>mfw tell normies crypto is a scam and safe money is in real estate. 'it allwasy goes up!'

how else /devilish/ here?

>tfw dad is 69 and mom 62
>gonna inherit 400k+ before taxes when dad dies. Dno about moms wealth

Is 400k little?