/biz/ - Business & Finance

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All in a days work

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Gentleman, i come to you in a time of great need. I need a name to my hedge fund but all the good ones seems to be taken, i'm counting on your wisdom and style to help me with the name.

How safe (not smart) do you think is leaving 100k USDT in a defi smart pool for a year or so (with a 20%APY) ?

Alright let's do this faggots

> Green IDs: Decent profits
> Red IDs: Losses
> Blue IDs: Millionaires
> Purple IDs: Will die of COVID
> Dubs: Gets to call the price of the shitcoin they're holding
> Trips: WHATEVER they say will come true

>Workin' on the crypto like usual
>Way off in the deep end like usual
>traders swear they passed us, they doin' too much
>Not doing my taxes, I'm too turnt up

Hahhahah, x10 moves them to 6m market cap, guys they can ez be top200 by the end of the year, there is a serious x50 or better potential. I am loaded as fck, give them a month

>23
>$25k student debt
>Just got $80k life insurance
What do? Pay off debt first? Then what?
I have a shittier job right now, but monthly total expenses are <$1k

Hi fellow anons. I want to get into /biz/. I’m 19 and at university, so „go to trade school“ isn’t good advice. What would be the smartest thing to rn with ~1000€? (obviously eurofag)

At 19 I landed a sick warehouse job as a temp, got hired as soon as they could because white person work ethic among mexicans in socal.

Meet new (only) friends after being an isolated neet my whole 1 year of adulthood.
Smoke copious amount of weed with them
Parents find out and kick me out. I'm chillin with 60 hour work weeks.
Lose job, start doing copious amounts of other drugs. Sell all my belongings to meet partial rent in my apartment with 4 other druggies.
Out of money, cant find job, leave for army with $20 in bank account.
Don't save money for a while like a dumbass private, get article 15 in AIT which didn't help. Went home on leave and blew through all my money.
Get to first duty station, start trying to save but became an alcoholic.
Started showing up to PT still drunk, some days I would be on lunch break still feeling numb and buzzed.
Meet girl, we date, we move fast in our relationship
Still act like a dumbass while drunk, she doesn't bring it up, takes care of me while I can barely function, and always forgave me without making me feel guilty.
MFW she actually loves me
Marry her
stop being an alcoholic, save a lot more money that would've been spent on booze
Have small savings, but we get by very comfortably.
Get into crypto
Get burned
Get smarter
Get gains
MFW 5 figures in 4 months off of $1900 investment
MFW 6 figures in next 2 months when all my shit 10x's in the next big rise
YFW you read the first letter of every line


YFW there was nothing special and this is actually true.
MFW I left from home 3 years ago with 20 dollars and my networth is more than 95% of my peers.

>18 years old
>$12,000 in bank
>3 months rent paid
>another $18,000 coming after
>need to invest it
>what do with it

i get roughly 1000 RON because they never pay full salary you convert that see if you get anything different

How should I invest my moneys?