/biz/ - Business & Finance

bros it's been like 3 days and I'm already tired of my practice gf
what is the easiest way to break up with her? I wish this was as easy as selling a stock position...

>>18663008
If the forbidden technique is ever invoked then that's when I'm doing a bank run and stuffing my money in a matress. I don't want no part of what's coming next if things are so bad JPOW's willing to invoke that

>the absolute state of these threads
I remember when /smg/ was the shining jewel of /biz/
now the pajeets are laughing at us because we can't even do the needful

>>18103961
damn that actually looks like fun
it's been a decade or so since I rode on a rollercoaster

>>16757196
>futures barely down off the ATH and rising
>thinking that cash will outperform stocks in any significant way whether we have a war with Iran or not

are you a zoomer? you can't find a stock to buy? you can't find ANYTHING better than cash?

>>16720104
wait that sounds like a nightmare
your basic human rights are being violated

Step1: overthrow your communist government
Step2: open a Schwab account and buy SPY
Step3: hang out with the /smg/ lads at the yacht club

>>15849178
just wait a couple more months, Robinhood is launching in the UK