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>>11400671

>no privacy
>annoying hipster chick landlord
>everything made from dirty pallets we found on the street
>1500$ a month
>we only allow you to sign up for a week, so we can kick you out at any time
>awful artists keeping you up at night

>free exposure of your vagina in their commercial vid

Where can I sign up for this little slice of heaven?