/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55042775
You
>>55043159
Are
>>55043175
All
>>55043592
Retarded.
>Be midwit anon
>Get divorce
>Court finds your crypto
>Demands keys to wallet
>troll face.jpg
>"your honor I can't because...."
>contempt of court, held without bail till you produce the keys"
"B...b...but anon!" I hear sputtering as you furiously begin screaming furiously in what only be called eagle caws. "MUH CONSTITUTION!"
stfu. Nobody is still that retarded. At best you could demand some type of hearing demanding they prove you know the keys. Of course your still stuck in county jail this whole time.
And thanks to the wonderful system of ensuring representation I can promise at least 50% of the people deciding your fate will be women.
None of which will be trad because stay at home mother's automatically get out of jury duty by being the sole caregiver to children.
So your already starting with a thot lot deciding your fate.
Now let's break that down.
The younger ones either don't register to vote or are you busy and lie to get out of J.D.
So we are down to at least half the jury being 35+ toasties. Out of those, at least half have already been through a divorce.
Out of the 25% of the jury that you could still have in your corner (married and never divorced etc.) Consider how many of them have friends pushing them to do it or are considering it themselves.
You're fucked. Contempt of court is pretty much the judges trump card.
He can literally hold you in jail until you comply with his order or you prove why his order wasn't lawful.

>>54781022
Checked