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PUT/CALL RATIO IS 1.55 OH MY GOD ITS GOING TO BE A SLAUGHTER TOMMOROW

ITS FINE IF THE BROAD MARKET PUMPS BUT LET ME GET IN ON TUP AND TTOO CALLS TODAY THAT'S ALL I ASK

ATTENTION EMPLOYERS AND THE BEUROU OF LABOR STATISTICS : I HAVE BEEN A NEET FOR 10 YEARS AND I WILL WORK A JOB ON THESE CONDITIONS
-4 hour work days
-3 days a week
-40 dollars an hour for no experience
-allowed to drink on the job
-no uniforms because they're icky and make me look like a FAGGOT
-unlimited potty breaks because i have a big penis and it needs to pee a lot
-no morning shifts
-no interviews
-i can be on my phone DMing my friends
-allowed to make out with female employees if they're hot (I'm incredibly attractive and horny)
-everyone has to talk to me in a gentle voice even when I'm listening to breakcore at a high volume on my FLAC player

IF YOU WANT TO FIX THE LABOR SHORTAGE, DO THIS I DONT CARE ABOUT PRODUCTIVITY I JUST WANT THE PAY AND TO BE COMFORTABLE I WON'T WORK FOR ANYTHING LESS !!!!!!!!!!!!1

>>55312624
oh shit MAVERICK said that? Its legit over SOXL sisters this guy's literally the Maverick of Wallstreet

>>27792401
why did i have to have stupid diamond hands why why why why whyyyyyyyy