/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29888501
watch my hands closely:
i'm not a code owner. i sell myself as a specialist, and get hired because dumbfuck manager thinks that i'll come in useful.

whenever anyone tries to bring up that i'm not contributing, i simply simulate outrage about not being able to work in my obscure area, and guilt-trip managers/leads into not thinking about my performance.

you have to be 100% psycho and actively befriend everyone, so that guilt-tripping actually work.

but once they're positively viewing you they'll subconsciously block out anything that might insult you.