/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56746157
why haven't you taken the CRYPTODEBTMAXXX pill? want to own a house? easy. just apply for a loan on USDT. want a new car? you're qualified, just go to a $USDT0 down, buy here pay here lot. need a new phone? finance it. student loans? just stop paying them and let them garnish your gainz, they can't garnish >25%. owe money on your debt? just get a new crypto credit card and do a balance transfer. if CEXes can perpetually refinance billions in debt, why can't you? really, if you aren't living the CRYPTODEBTMAXXX lifestyle you aren't living. it's simply a matter of clicking the site, collaterizing your DOGE, and telling them that you want MORE BTC DEBT.

>ALL CEXES AND STABLECOINS KNOW YOU BY NAME
>FEARED YET RESPECTED BY RISK MANAGERS
>DEBT COLLECTORS BLOCKED IN PHONE
>STILL SCREEN EVERY CALL TO VOICEMAIL
>NEVER VISTIT THEIR LOAN SITES AGAIN
>DEBIT TO INCOME RATIO >100% BUT STILL GETTING NEW LOANS
>LEASED LUXURY CAR ON CRYPTO CREDIT CARD WITH NEGATIVE EQUITY TRADE IN
>HOUSE 6X YOUR GAINZ ON 40 YEAR ARM MORTGAGE
>STARBUCKS & RESTAURANTS EVERY DAY
>ALL SUBSCRIPTION ENTERTAINMENT SERVICES
>8 CRYPTO CREDIT CARDS, ALL MAXXXED OUT
>NEW IPHONE EVERY 6 MONTHS, FINANCED WITH NEGATIVE EQUITY

>>56746023
why haven't you taken the CRYPTODEBTMAXXX pill? want to own a house? easy. just apply for a loan on USDT. want a new car? you're qualified, just go to a $USDT0 down, buy here pay here lot. need a new phone? finance it. student loans? just stop paying them and let them garnish your gainz, they can't garnish >25%. owe money on your debt? just get a new crypto credit card and do a balance transfer. if CEXes can perpetually refinance billions in debt, why can't you? really, if you aren't living the CRYPTODEBTMAXXX lifestyle you aren't living. it's simply a matter of clicking the site, collaterizing your DOGE, and telling them that you want MORE BTC DEBT.

>ALL CEXES AND STABLECOINS KNOW YOU BY NAME
>FEARED YET RESPECTED BY RISK MANAGERS
>DEBT COLLECTORS BLOCKED IN PHONE
>STILL SCREEN EVERY CALL TO VOICEMAIL
>NEVER VISTIT THEIR LOAN SITES AGAIN
>DEBIT TO INCOME RATIO >100% BUT STILL GETTING NEW LOANS
>LEASED LUXURY CAR ON CRYPTO CREDIT CARD WITH NEGATIVE EQUITY TRADE IN
>HOUSE 6X YOUR GAINZ ON 40 YEAR ARM MORTGAGE
>STARBUCKS & RESTAURANTS EVERY DAY
>ALL SUBSCRIPTION ENTERTAINMENT SERVICES
>8 CRYPTO CREDIT CARDS, ALL MAXXXED OUT
>NEW IPHONE EVERY 6 MONTHS, FINANCED WITH NEGATIVE EQUITY

>>56743161
why haven't you taken the CRYPTODEBTMAXXX pill? want to own a house? easy. just apply for a loan on USDT. want a new car? you're qualified, just go to a $USDT0 down, buy here pay here lot. need a new phone? finance it. student loans? just stop paying them and let them garnish your gainz, they can't garnish >25%. owe money on your debt? just get a new crypto credit card and do a balance transfer. if CEXes can perpetually refinance billions in debt, why can't you? really, if you aren't living the CRYPTODEBTMAXXX lifestyle you aren't living. it's simply a matter of clicking the site, collaterizing your DOGE, and telling them that you want MORE BTC DEBT.

>ALL CEXES AND STABLECOINS KNOW YOU BY NAME
>FEARED YET RESPECTED BY RISK MANAGERS
>DEBT COLLECTORS BLOCKED IN PHONE
>STILL SCREEN EVERY CALL TO VOICEMAIL
>NEVER VISTIT THEIR LOAN SITES AGAIN
>DEBIT TO INCOME RATIO >100% BUT STILL GETTING NEW LOANS
>LEASED LUXURY CAR ON CRYPTO CREDIT CARD WITH NEGATIVE EQUITY TRADE IN
>HOUSE 6X YOUR GAINZ ON 40 YEAR ARM MORTGAGE
>STARBUCKS & RESTAURANTS EVERY DAY
>ALL SUBSCRIPTION ENTERTAINMENT SERVICES
>8 CRYPTO CREDIT CARDS, ALL MAXXXED OUT
>NEW IPHONE EVERY 6 MONTHS, FINANCED WITH NEGATIVE EQUITY

>>56743535
Here, just borrow some Bitcoin little friend.

>>56742481
Borrow more.
On margin.

>>56742453
Are you retarded? Just use cheap collateral.

>>56741974
Thanks. Just borrowed 137 BTC on 100x margin.

>>56741832
Thanks.
Just borrowed 137 BTC.
On 10x margin.

>>56741706
Thanks. Just borrowed 137 BTC on leverage.

>>56741615
Fully backed by APE, yes.

>>56741536
Pic related.

>>56741465
>have you heard of satoshis?
I heard they are cheap to borrow.

>>56740177
Mining is too much hassle.
Why not just borrow some BTC?

>>56732890
Based. Just borrowed more Bitcoin on margin.
WAGMI Bitcoinchads.

>>56732441
>Nocoiner cope
This. Get your Bitcoin now.

>>56732372
Using APE token?

>>56732259
Yeah. Just borrowed some.

>>56732110
>>56732166
kek

>>56732078
kek
APE?

>>56729548
>>56729880
Based BTC gongo up.

>>56718269
just use your credit line bro lmao

on just burning the shittokens i lent out to get more BTC?

>>56717117
>>56717125
>>56717177
Just APEd in.

>>56712858
Debt has gone up.