/biz/ - Business & Finance

Grab all the ubi and welfare and whatever wage you have (if any) and slave away at daytrading before total societal collapse. Learn from pros at Beoble and Tradingview for this. Once your /small fortune of a million dollars/ has ben amassed, GTFO to Venezuela or some other shit hole with cheap properties and cheap whores and lifestyle. Retire like a #boss somewhere rural that isn't a complete shit hole.

before i tell you to kill yourself or unleash my annoyance onto you for how much i hate that shitcoin, ill just tell you to ask the same thing on beoble and o b s e r v e

>>56560815
>taking the subway after making it
this is why you're ngmi

If it isn't Kava i'm reporting your thread for shilling. I am threatening you right now.

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>>55780052
>military grade fud

What's your crypto wildcard for the 2024 bullrun, brehs? For me it's picrelated. I don't expect much, though advances from Wormhole and Kava might make it good again.

>think

No fren, I don't think it will, I know it will.

Apple had its first earnings miss in 7 years.

Don't let the mumutard zoomers and ((())) make you fomo into this rugpull rally. We are on a slow descend into hell. Both Y2K and 08 had over 5 face ripping 15%+ rallies.