/biz/ - Business & Finance

Why this do nothing...

can LINK stop crabbing and just shoot past double digits already? i need to cash out some LINK to fund my NEET life for the next 12 months

>mother comes home and catches me using her sybian in my ass while I sniffed her dirty panties
>she doesn't know that I have sexual needs too
>as soon as she enters and drops her mouth I see her tounge and imagine what it would feel like wrapped around my weenie
>this combined with the prostate orgasm I had been building up from the sybian causes me to blow a huge cum load all over her Persian rug
>she begins to scream "YOU SICK FUCK!! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!"
>this breaks my heart and I run out of the room crying from sadness.
>she is threatening to kick me out of the house guys because I used her sex toys
>she didn't understand that I have sexual needs too
>mfw I'm a 33 year old virgin with no real life skills and never had a job before
>mfw I'm going to be homeless by the end of the week and have no where to go

Guys please you have to help me!!! I have never held a job before because my mom works as a school teacher and pays for everything. She's paid for my cellphone bill, my car insurance, my gas for my car and all my Internet bills.

So far to my name I have 10,000 link tokens and I am holding strong and I believe in sergey and the singularity. Please guys you have to help me. I'm about to be homeless and stranded if I can't figure it out. My only hope is that I can find a lawyer who will defend me in court and I can battle my mother for my right to stay in the house.

Are there any lawyers here who can give me some advice? boomers should not have the right to get away with everything. They had the easiest life by buying real estate for 2% of what it costs now!!! Help me biz please!!!

Why isnt ChainLink at least $200 yet? At this rate we are not gonna reach $1000 eoy

>>14603949
tfw i could have had 6 figure link stack

the ship really has sailed for cheap prices.

t.linklet

I really can't understand some of you fuckers.

You actually have a chance to make some actual cash from doing nothing but sitting on your ass ALL DAY and then you refuse to sell your tokens when they are high for your idiotic belief of "holding"

You guys trully are retarded and deserve to be wagecucks until you die

I'm never gonna get a gf now am I?

I bought the top....should I sell?

So I guess 1k eoy isn't happening. What are we gonna do link bros?

tfw all infographics linking SAP/Docusign have been removed from smartcontract.com and chain.link

What is the most painless and easy way to kill yourself

will they buy my bags?

op?

Ok so if I want to run a node for link staking. How do I get data that other people want to buy? I'm not really a brainlet and have cs experience but the best data I have is the number of times I fap a day.

Some1 upload pls. Couldn't watch due to low-speed data

i love link, it's beyond the point of being emotional, it's spiritual.

if it dies, i die with it.

>>11328154
>proof of meme
meme magic does not work that way (too forced)

>>11210473

Everything else is mooning except LINK

BUY LINK OR BE LEFT BEHIND

Chainlink is retirement

>>9548158
A better question is if mainnet will even effect the price at all.

Wouldn’t be supposed if the price plummets to $.10 after mainnet comes out.