/biz/ - Business & Finance

Bobos won, I guess everything is going to 0 now and they will just collapse the global markets.

bbuuttt AAPL earnings wwhhere bad....

This is quite gay

I was told shorting is supposed to maintain your wealth, but it appears I am out of money

>>55677076
They fired a lot of useless people. Interestingly, the expenses coupled to personnel are projected to increase.
META is a weird one. I am honestly chocked how fuckin well that company is doing. Must have a bunch of ZIRP help from the banks

>>55308282
That would mean the end of bobos and shorters. All hail AI if that is the case

I AM FUCKING LOSING MY ASS. I'M 26 AND MY LIFE IS OVER. FUCK THE MARKET, FUCK THE J'S, FUCK J POW AND FUCK WALLSTREET AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

what was the point of it all.
i am such a fool.
why did i short the bottom.

>>55094432
Depends. Do you want to lose money? Then yes

Abercrombie proves people are still CONSOOOMING way too much. Bull market is still intact, bros

COPPERbros we are getting raped again... not like this. I thought recession was avoided :(

>VIX
More than a month of getting btfo and jews not allowing the market to naturally make the blackest gorilla nigger dump that not even circuit breakers will stop it. Gay market

>>54932094
There's a few criteria you have to meet in order to get a good paying job with a degree
>Black
>Jewish
>LGBT
>Race baiters
>Indian
>White woman

If you're a white male and normal, it's unironically ogre. You're not made for this system, they are.

Only faggot boomers disagree and good for them, those slaves should work hard and keep pay their masters double

The best salaries in terms of effort and time where I live (Northern Europe)... nurses electricians, and just trades in general. At least you gotta work in some trades but holy fugg nurses can easily make double that of experience engineers in same amount of time. And they do fuckin jack squat. I am kinda jelly for not going that route but no no as a NPC rat I chose electrical engineering which is just pure dogcrap. How do I short myself bros?

>>54875543
>To help me clean up
Kek, that shits stops sweat. Its quite good. How fucking bad you fucking sweat from your balls that your stench was quite noticable
Everybody is different. During puberty I sweated alot from my ass. I have present the memory of talking with 2 girls(anxious and nervous)when the teacher called me to his desk. When I got up and looked at the seat expecting a line of my asscrack sweat but the entire seat was complety wet. And they just laughed. It also itched alot, asshair. Hated 2nd semester of 10th grade and 1st semester of 11th.

>>54860481
Gold, Silver, and VIX are dead... today I kneel once again to tech. It really is that simply. Just buy every dip in tech and semis
Gold really stings today :(

>>54844238
>is once higher prices are accepted, they will keep the prices high and offload on the consumer
Of course. That is what inflation does to the economy. Groceries might come down a bit but the new prices will eventually be accepted by people. And guess what? People will be happy to pay since they will say "hmm shit is cheaper than the peak so it's all good".
Normies are now praising the government in my country for reducing the gasoline prices because they plunged quite severely from the massive peak last year... but guess what? The prices are still much higher than before.
That's how the human mind works. First you hike prices by 200% which sows discord and anger, but then you lower by 50% which makes people happy. In the end, you just managed to raise prices by 100%. Literally too ez. What pisses me off is that companies are making record earnings but when I demanded a salary raise, they just laughed... which is why experienced people simply switch jobs... fuck em. Sorry for the rant but this pisses me off to no end

>>54835048
>>54834977
No bobros it cant be happening,
Not again
Not again after all the shit happened with the economy
Is this really it? We are all going to die today?...

>>54778859

i shorted the bottom

>>54736291
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>mfw I realised a loss on my ARKK shorts at 37.70 yesterday

>>53615541
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA