/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55617473
>>55617474
>Sigh
>Call the wives in while jeet is still overwhelmed
>Give kill order
>Soft (fentanyl darts) or Hard (mounted turret) kill?
>Hard
>Drones turn escapee's skull into a split-second fountain show
>Conveniently captured in 4K from multiple angles
>Wives run back to main house screaming
>Priority order GrowBots to haul jeet to Organic Processing
>Order inspection, but hold on disposal protocol
>Call up one of your administrator friends over at TwitchVille
>Make small talk about the aged pork you sent over last quarter and joke about how they might have a bit of an addiction
>Break the news softly about the escapee and his fate
>Adminbro assures me that he had already been replaced by an AI voice and some phony announcement that he was switching gears to be a VTuber
>They are just glad that nothing else happened, considering, well, you know, bobs
>They request that you send back the body so they can analyze how his trackers failed
>And maybe some pork, if you have any lying around
>Agree and wish him well
>You overhear one wife comforting another in the next room
>"It was awful! I always though that was a myth that people void their bowels when they die... gah, the smell!"
>"He wasn't dead yet, Victoria"
Phew, that was close. Wouldn't want to get on bad terms with Amazon; they razed Dixie Colony to the ground last year, and Dixie was twice as armed as I am.