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You're either really old or really young

If you want your life to be smoother, save the bitching for a politician and just answer their questions with polite lies

>>54497232
I need to have you on-board with this basic retarded idea that I have, I don't know if it will require convincing but I've already gotten feedback saying that it was viable.
There are two things in my mind right now, one is the idea that it would be stupid to pass you up given your credentials and potential ability to inform me about some stuff that I could need clarification for, and two, how all of the years I spent on imageboards could finally actually be to my benefit in some way and how appealing it would be talking to someone from 4chan about something that actually matters to me.
There's no guarantee of it becoming huge or anything, we'd be starting small first just asking questions and getting answers, stuff like that.

>>54182721
same here. I'm bored most of the time. work is entertainment.

>>50108715

>>29040424
Based... This is true, you can capture the ducks and sell them to chinese restaurants. I make bank. If you live in a major metro area here are some steps to profit off of capturing ducks:
1: Go to suburbia, find a pond. People in suburbs will not question you.
2: Ideally you will want to use a CO2 powered net gun to capture the ducks. These CO2 guns have a lot more power than you would think, and CO2 cartridges are relatively cheap. This method makes it significantly easier, as if you try to use your hands they will easily escape, and disturbing the whole pond will make you want to kys. Make sure to get them in the net before they take off, those fuckers will not come back.
3: Put the captured ducks in cages, you will also want to clip their wings if you intend to sell them for meat, I have had ducks escape and fly out of my car window, no joke. If you plan to keep them as pets, then wing-clipping is not necessary.
4: Put the duck cages into your car, I would recommend that you use a station wagon with the windows covered with blankets. This serves two purposes, firstly the blankets will keep the ducks calm (they fear car rides, trust me on this one a car full of duck shit is not what you want). It also prevents people from becoming worried about the ducks, this will prevent distracted driving and car accidents as people will want to stare at your ducks.
5: Head to your local chinatown, this is where you will find the most receptive buyers. It helps if you speak mandarin, they will give you better prices (20% more on average) if you can speak mandarin, I shit not.
6: Profit. I make about $10-15 USD per duck, as my clients appreciate the fresh gamey taste that a live wild duck brings to their cuisine.

This is a good way to make between $200-500 a day, depends on your dedication. This is what I do for a living.

>>24810563
There's much more supply than required by demand

>>22308392
I'm not sure, but it's suspect to me. I was playing that popular Nintendo Switch game, Animal Park, a few months ago and I got a postcard in the mail that read, "while I was distracted by the fireflies the mosquitos bit me a lot." Somehow these things are related.