/biz/ - Business & Finance

If you could push a button and kill everyone that browsed or posted on this board in the last 90 days (besides yourself) but you were given $20 would you do it?

How many more bottom signals did you need?

If everyone without a job pretended to look for one for the next six months wouldnt that spike unemployment and cause the fed to print money again?

>be American
>pay $600 to see a dentist
>get told insurance will reimburse you
>they send you a $100 check
OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEEE

I just look at charts and read about technical indicators at work, I haven't done anything related to my job in almost two weeks

Why is this a better alternative to using a normal ticket-in-app service like Stubhub. As in why would companies go out of their way to adopt this when working methods are already in place?

How the fuck are you idiots still dawdling around in the stock market after wall street just showed you they have near complete control over when and how much they ALLOW you to buy.

Why hasn't anyone tokenized the stock market ?

Wait.
Is Bitcoin a Ponzi scheme?

>Make a good return on my crypto the past 2 years
>Tell my mom about it and give her a referral link to do some cuckbase quizzes and learn about it
>Says its a scam and she won't put her banking info into it to make an account
>fast forward 2 weeks
>Anon I saw bitcoin go up on the news, can I borrow some to get the floors redone?

I love my parents but they are seriously fucking retarded.

>Put $100 into every coin on coinbase
>Every time a coin goes up 5%, sell 5% of it into a coin that has gone down 5%
>Wait for dumped coin to pump
>Rinse wash repeat

Is it even possible for retards to lose money in this market

Dad says to me he's worried about the money Im putting into crypto.
>Why don't you put some away in savings where its safer?

What do I tell him

In this thread we stop pretending that this isn't the only viable spread:

20% BTC
20% ETH
20% XRP
20% LINK
20% LTC

Please just shut the fuck up about literally every other pajeetcoin, chinkcoin, and literallywhocoin.

If I took the time to build a website that would combine the ideas of twitch.tv and exchange sites and have each chart be linked with its own room chat to be watched and conversated about like a game stream?
Would you guys use it?
Can I profit from this?

>>24838903
Going to assume this is a shitty larp but:

If you have a cell phone you can do all of this shit without them knowing anything. Download cuckbase IOS app and start trading dumbass

>other coins: *dumps*
>AAVE: *Doesn't move*
>other coins:*pumps*
>AAVE: *Pumps way harder*
Is it actually this fucking easy?

What is the best crypto exchange to use for a person based in the US?
Cuckbase has pissed me off for the last time, please recommend some

>>24172929
Why would it be bearish if more people are buying into our currency....?

when moon

>>24162235
yeah thats why you take it

>>24147609
How the fuck did Sneaky get those big ass tits

How do i get XRP on metamask?