/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57003794
I put some cash into a neon-sol position on ray for your filthy degenerates to trade in. I'm doing my part!

>>56993240
Dear stink diary. Today was a good day! Uwu! Finally, after all the months of endless 50c pumps followed 2 hours later by being asked to "lend the big guy" 65c back. The dark times and the endless mockery of the wider /biz/ community have been hard to bare, I admit. I think they must have lost their collective minds when I look at the absolute shitshow going on out there. Anyway, change of pace at last! It looks like the endless humiliation ritual may be finally coming to an end! Big announcement today, the big guy has promised to "have it all sorted by 2026". When I first heard the news, I was surprised. Those blithering idiots on /outerbiz/ have been shilling a late 2025 end of peak bull run lately. I admit, it slightly unsettled me, images of ropes and guns filled my head. Was Sergey trying to surprise the market again? I pondered darkly for a while. No, no, ofc Sergey's got the pulse despite what the "muh oracles" posters say. Ofc, me and the boys had a mutual hug session then got right back to posting about the big guy on /biz/. Hurray everyone, finally some good news! We were hoping maybe, just maybe we could get through the thick skulls of the dog coin retards that this was really good news! Oracles were hot again! Unfortunately, as usual, it was like casting pearls before swine. God I hate those flaming b0nk fuckers shilling their fancy new "Frank Langella campaign". Bastard dog coin born of some stygian hellhole, why won't you just die? WTF even is a fucking Bonkening? What is wrong with these fools? WTF is going on in crypto? What is wrong with these fucking dog meme shill bastards? Why do they keep buying b0nk and being all smug about it? Can't they even look at charts? Even the ICP fags are kicking us rn. Why does everyone hate our threads? It always used to be a nice comfy place for serious le big brained people. lubs u diary, uwu.

>>57003001
All he's winning is a 20% increase in my bonk holdings in the last 24 hours.

>>57001786
Frank Langella posting has started.

>>56993945
>spent 60k on my wedding
Why would you do that anon? Did you marry a princess or something?

The age of Frank Lagella posting has begun.