/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51239007
>Black Chyna

>Enter at your own risk

>>50626518
>>50626506
image if one of these is unironically jackpot anons and I have to send you money kek

>50598944
your seethe is showing again tranny

>>50556423
I make 20k~ a month for owning a monetized YT channel for meme compilations I literally steal fully from lesser known channels

>>50537334
>ID: aPoor

We know. Maybe if they listed MY coin (ticker $CHAMP) things would have been different for them. Oh well!

luncchads W-WAGMI right bros??? Bros?????

CELSIUS REDDITORS ARE ASKING FOR THEIR FELLOW DEPOSITORS TO HAVE THEIR FUNDS CLAWED BACK

LMAO

>>50359630
>Doesn't matter if his story is fake. Tens of thousands of people lost their life savings and a ton of them are at the end of their ropes.

Tens of thousands of people willingly and smugly lost all of their money on a speculative chuck-e-cheese get rich quick scheme which had obscene return promises, a shady business model, a 'quality' marketing manager and more red flags than a bull event in Spain. The whole thing was fucked from the start. They all were. But no. The investors knew better. They were the biggliest, smartiest folks in the world for discovering this true gem. Fortunate Favours The Brave™, everyone who criticises is a FUDder. The rest of the world doesn't know their inherent genius. Even when Alex rugged the thing, they were in consistent denial until relatively recently.
Naturally, they woke up from their wet dream. Those evil, pesky regulations they once hated? HELP ME GUBERMEN EVIL GUY TAKE MY MONEY PLEEAASSEEEE DO SOMETHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Fair comeuppance for being such utterly delusional shits

>>50335003
They better hurry up! There's going to be 4x as many shares I'm not selling on the 22nd.

>VOYAGER BAGGIES UNIRONICALLY THINK THEIR MONEY IS FDIC 'INSURED'

>>50021061
they're in denial about their new t-shirt funko pop marketplace
they will seethe until they find a new date to hype

Line go up. Way up.

>Celsius Investors unironically believe putting their coins in 'HODL' move will save them from Bankruptcy

line go... down

>Checking out r/CelsiusNetwork (that's where all the ''investors'' for it seem to hang about)
>Absolute, total and irreconciable denial of everything occuring.
>Now that Bankruptcy is more or less confirmed and Goldman's vultures are circling, they have retreated to blaming le ebic shorters, having a go at "Fudders" who put two and two together, and attacking the news organisations that publish anything remotely negative about Celsius during the rugpull.

I remember when Luna and Safecoin got fucked. The level of delusion those two coin 'communities' had makes them look like Warren Buffet. It's unironically the funniest, disturbing and most tragic leddit page I've seen in a while.

>>49903913
>Tanks at Ukraine border

>>49718782
>until they realized normal middle class folk were getting rich off Bitcoin.

I don't care if GME doesn't go up as long as hedgefunds keep going down.

>>49648730
Kek

Investors UNIRONICALLY invested and believed in jelly beans on the internet

>pump is already dying

Congratulations on this link trannies. Seriously.

>>49471161
>>49471208