/biz/ - Business & Finance

WE CRAB NOW

Then one day, it's parade time, and the town's out, watching and waiting. And they're standing along the side of the street, hoping to see a bull charging down the road or a hear a bear roaring in the distance, but there's nothing. Everybody's confused. "Where's the parade? There's always a parade..." And then one kid shouts "Look!" and points to the start of the route. And scuttling there, as happy as can be, is a

SINGLE
RUNTY
RETARDED LOOKING
CRAB

Just this tiny fucking crab, with a tiny fucking stupid looking face, scuttling sideways down the boardwalk. Except since it's so retarded, it can't even scuttle in a straight line, it oscillates up and down the path, occasionally stumbling on a knothole or falling down a set of steps. Just the single fucking crab.

And everybody is disappointed, because it sure as fuck ain't as exciting as a bear or bull, so they go home grumbling. "But hey," they think to themselves as they tuck themselves in that night, "at least it should just be this one time. What's the chances of it happening again?"

When will this crabbish death row market end?

>>15428887
it was written in the sand. kek.

that was the last dump. we made it. that last drop was the last bart. the crab literally drew the pattern on the sand before it happened. moon in 2 weeks.

dinner is crab

>>14904413
Best Frens!

You thought you could have 13k so easy?

>>13826030
pee pee

>>13461908
Then one day, it's parade time, and the town's out, watching and waiting. And they're standing along the side of the street, hoping to see a bull charging down the road or a hear a bear roaring in the distance, but there's nothing. Everybody's confused. "Where's the parade? There's always a parade..." And then one kid shouts "Look!" and points to the start of the route. And scuttling there, as happy as can be, is a

SINGLE
RUNTY
RETARDED LOOKING
CRAB

Just this tiny fucking crab, with a tiny fucking stupid looking face, scuttling sideways down the boardwalk. Except since it's so retarded, it can't even scuttle in a straight line, it oscillates up and down the path, occasionally stumbling on a knothole or falling down a set of steps. Just the single fucking crab.

And everybody is disappointed, because it sure as fuck ain't as exciting as a bear or bull, so they go home grumbling. "But hey," they think to themselves as they tuck themselves in that night, "at least it should just be this one time. What's the chances of it happening again?"

>>13448870
you crab

>>13448910
bitcoin has never gone below the ATL of the previous year by more than 10%, 3k is the absolute bottom because of hodler growth

>>13429309
>>13428415
*snib*

>>13414535
id say it was more of a crab market for a while and now its a confirmed bull market. 3.1k is the ATL of last year so yes 3.1k is the absolute low because of hodler growth

>>13397692
if in the us, you need to create an LLC with your secretary of state. get a pmb with UPS and register that as your LLC address. itll cost in total $300-$1200 depending on your state. hire people carefully it will make or break your company. best hires are outsourcing or cheap students during the summer. to make it successful you will need to work harder than a normie. good luck you will need it. my buisness has been failing for a few years now

>>13379338
*snib*

>>13379402
that would mean a 5 billion dollar market cap

>>13321827
how long do you have to wait until you get the 100x?

Then one day, it's parade time, and the town's out, watching and waiting. And they're standing along the side of the street, hoping to see a bull charging down the road or a hear a bear roaring in the distance, but there's nothing. Everybody's confused. "Where's the parade? There's always a parade..." And then one kid shouts "Look!" and points to the start of the route. And scuttling there, as happy as can be, is a

SINGLE
RUNTY
RETARDED LOOKING
CRAB

Just this tiny fucking crab, with a tiny fucking stupid looking face, scuttling sideways down the boardwalk. Except since it's so retarded, it can't even scuttle in a straight line, it oscillates up and down the path, occasionally stumbling on a knothole or falling down a set of steps. Just the single fucking crab.

And everybody is disappointed, because it sure as fuck ain't as exciting as a bear or bull, so they go home grumbling. "But hey," they think to themselves as they tuck themselves in that night, "at least it should just be this one time. What's the chances of it happening again?"

>>13050126

Biznessmen gather to watch the bears and the bulls, but when they're all lined up, out comes a retarded crab.

>>13048789
>being this new

>>13037206
Well, bears did get btfo. But no. This cute and retarded little crab never moves too far down or too far up.