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Then one day, it's parade time, and the town's out, watching and waiting. And they're standing along the side of the street, hoping to see a bull charging down the road or a hear a bear roaring in the distance, but there's nothing. Everybody's confused. "Where's the parade? There's always a parade..." And then one kid shouts "Look!" and points to the start of the route. And scuttling there, as happy as can be, is a

SINGLE
RUNTY
RETARDED LOOKING
CRAB

Just this tiny fucking crab, with a tiny fucking stupid looking face, scuttling sideways down the boardwalk. Except since it's so retarded, it can't even scuttle in a straight line, it oscillates up and down the path, occasionally stumbling on a knothole or falling down a set of steps. Just the single fucking crab.

And everybody is disappointed, because it sure as fuck ain't as exciting as a bear or bull, so they go home grumbling. "But hey," they think to themselves as they tuck themselves in that night, "at least it should just be this one time. What's the chances of it happening again?"

Then one day, it's parade time, and the town's out, watching and waiting. And they're standing along the side of the street, hoping to see a bull charging down the road or a hear a bear roaring in the distance, but there's nothing. Everybody's confused. "Where's the parade? There's always a parade..." And then one kid shouts "Look!" and points to the start of the route. And scuttling there, as happy as can be, is a

SINGLE
RUNTY
RETARDED LOOKING
CRAB

Just this tiny fucking crab, with a tiny fucking stupid looking face, scuttling sideways down the boardwalk. Except since it's so retarded, it can't even scuttle in a straight line, it oscillates up and down the path, occasionally stumbling on a knothole or falling down a set of steps. Just the single fucking crab.

And everybody is disappointed, because it sure as fuck ain't as exciting as a bear or bull, so they go home grumbling. "But hey," they think to themselves as they tuck themselves in that night, "at least it should just be this one time. What's the chances of it happening again?"

For me, it’s the crab.

>>22934639
The debate didn't change anything because nothing of substance was said and few on either side would change their mind based on it.

The only remotely interesting question was about court-packing and Biden openly refused to answer.

>>21670927
Yes in the sense that both have had an 800% pump in the past year.

The difference is I only bought WKHS. My portfolio is now 99.7% WKHS.

If you bought WKHS at $2, sold WKHS at ~$21 and used it to buy TSLA at ~$1200 on the same day, you'd be sitting at close to 2000% gains, if I have my math right.

>>21539192
I'm down 0.12%.

>up 0.1% over the past 5 weeks

>could have 4x my entire net worth just buying Kodak this morning
>or doubled it buying the dip
>i did nothing and have nothing

> all this wailing and gnashing of the teeth
> I'm down a measly 1%
Feelsokman

>>19937052

>>19823694

i'm a whale, i swear

What an amazing market we have

>>19162171
This

Attendance

Yay

Alright you faggots the general consensus on gaps has been determined to be:

>ALL GAPS GET FILLED

Since we know this for a fact, 2 gaps remain. One is at 3500 and the other is around 11.7k.

Now the real question is, which one will get filled first?

>hard difficulty: no meme lines allowed

for another month?

>>18919889
Snibbity Snab!

Aw yeaaaaaaaaah

When link first mooned after the Google blog I got addicted to cooming in prostitutes. Going through roughly 1k link a month averaged out. I need the singularity RIGHT FUCKING NOW to increase my purchasing power. Discrose the fucking partnerships fat man reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee