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>> No.4761882 [View]
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>6 hours until opening bell

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>>4700350
you are so fucking retarded man

>> No.4664826 [View]
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Let me sum up coinbase for you

>BIG PRICE RISE? BIG PRICE DROP?
>BOOM BUYS/SELLS BROKEN
>BOOM WEBSITE CRASH!

>CONSUMER EMAIL SUPPORT THIS IS COINBASE LET ME RESPOND WITH A PREWRITTEN EMAIL CONTAINING NOTHING RELATED TO WHAT YOU ASKED CAUSE I NEVER READ IT IN THE FIRST PLACE

>HI YES THIS IS COINBASE PHONE SUPPORT PLEASE LET ME WALK YOU INTO CIRCLES UNTIL I TELL YOU TO EMAIL US SO I CAN IGNORE YOU

>SORRY WE CAN'T CANCEL BANK BUYS ANYMORE WE FIGURED WE WOULD MAKE MORE MONEY

>THE PRICE OF BITCOIN IS $9,300 AT BITSTAMP? THAT MUST MEAN WE NEED TO SET OUR PRICE AT $9,950

>YEAH LET ME GET A SPECIALIST TO HIT YOU BACK UP IN A FEW MONTHS, THANKS

>LOOK THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A SMALL COMPANY WHICH WE OBVIOUSLY ARE CAUSE WE ARE OWNED BY A BANK GETS 400,000 CONSUMERS IN A MONTH, OK

>YES WE WILL GET BACK TO YOU IN 3 MONTHS

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>8400

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