/biz/ - Business & Finance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSPHNkG6-ms&ab_channel=PrinceofZimbabwe

Hey guys I own a lawn mowing business. I literally just MOW all day. in 30 minutes I can earn $50 just MOWING. Getting more work is easy since I just MOW and when I mow in the afternoon and people come home from work to their overgrown yards and see me mowing they will come over to me and ask for a card and I will say
>Hmmm $50 bucks, how often u want it mowed?
>Ok bi-weekly to easy, do you want to pay cash or direct deposit?
>Ok well just leave the cash under your front mat and I'll be there tomorrow.
>Too easy mate.

I work on my own time schedule, I make lots of money, I keep fit and healthy.

I wear ear muffs over my headphones so I can hear my music without the machines sound deafening me and I wear sheeps wool around my toes to stop them from forming calluses.

I am putting my profits into bitcoin and chainlink and I hope to be able to retire in ten years at the age of 30.

>>20658259
continuing from the last thread... yandere or tsundere, /pmg/?

>>1968617
Yes. We still haven't even gotten to 2016 summer levels.

Honestly, looking back, the best advice i could give myself is to just invest in companies you'd think are fun to watch and not try to aim for long term stocks that will have a 100% return in a year or a meme stock that could give you a 10% return in a day. Because shitty stocks can have good days and good stocks can have.... fugging tanked days. Thanks to rh, we dont have any more trading fees; allowing you to buy as many different companies you want in a day and put on any type of stop lost.

Just think, you can own a share of anything in the world, from anime companies to nuclear power to cola. Live it up to your full potential till the market collapses and never baghold anything.