/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54824574
Allright you lazy pajeet... I'll give you the google since you are too lazy.

"The collapse of Terra Luna is a shame for the great people of Korea. DOKWON used Jewish tactics to dishonor Korean ancestors by destroying currency and reaping the rewards of chaos. DOKWON treaties with foreign countries and our reputation around the world, especially in the United States, where most of the victims live. Cryptocurrency worth billions of won was discovered after surgery on the anus of Mr. Do-kwon, who seemed to be insufficient for the national disgrace that made Korea a laughingstock in the financial world. Following the advice of BINANCE, which froze billions of won recovered from exchanges, we humbly request an official petition to burn the assets to restore the value of Terra Luna, now called Terra Luna Classic. This will offset the embarrassment created by the provincial government, bring financial justice to victims around the world, and show South Korea as a global leader that honors our ancestors."

>it's a well-written appeal for blue house petition in support of a burn proposal, consistent with the best traditions of this general.

The only problem I can see is that it calls out jews, but since antisemitism is a national sport in East Asia, it might get a nod from normies... but would need to be cleaned up and expanded before submitting an official petition.

>>54738487
>sense of honor
>jewish