/biz/ - Business & Finance

All you had to do was buy 1DTE $358 QQQ butterfly spreads with $3 or $4 wide wings for tomorrow for an easy 50% to 100%+ gains or more on your money, but you won't listen

And just like that, the bleeding has stopped for now

makes sense; not selling

APU is a SCAM and APUOSHI is a SCAMMER

>>56235853
>long-winded hedgecope
Not my problem

>>56172468
I called out today

I covered my AMZN shorts yesterday and bought PYPL because I'm smrort

hold up there Mr. market. JP Morgan told me there wasn't going to be a recession and I know you aren't smarter than JP Morgan

>>56156989
Sorry poorfag wagie, Im not getting dirty climbing on the ground under my car and Im not tipping.

>>56144982
Look
Basically I’m just not having kids
I know… UGH I KNOW….
IM SORRY!!!!!!!
It’s just that I’m never having children is all!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>56130059
OP is a scam and Anonymoustoshi is a scammer

Then why hasn't he been fired yet?

>>56092311
I'm just not selling is all

I'm going to write my politicians and convince them to make DeFi that doesn't use Chainlink price feeds illegal.
Same with bridges

If I have to bake, I'm using this image to piss off the tranny
>>55991991

>>55969524
Nope, if I beg to be heemed, then the market will deny my wishes, therefore I won't get heemed

>>55955214
I will simply continue to live in my parents home well into my 30s until housing prices go down

>>55951793
Inspection certified, if I ever meet you I will not sign anything off until you rip it all out and do it again until I am satisfied

>>55949441
Antarctica has russoids and europeans on it

>>55944326
I get paid to not own a home

>>55942636
Getting +0.4%/day would double my wages then, if you wish

>>55940963
Not buying your bags, mong

>>55937829
That's too scary looking, I gotta switch to one second candles now

>>55934000
>$700 from giveaways each month
>$1k from crypto contests
>$1.5k from rich sibling (thanks bro)
>$150k remaining from inheritance
This doesn't even count the 20k i took from the inheritance that have now turned into
>check wallet
62k after investing in several shitcoins, memecoins and dawae's pump last night. It truly IS this easy and you're all wageslaving for nothing bubs, thank you for playing