/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>23198438

we're gonna need more of this lass, brother

5 dollars won't buy anything kid. Come back with at least 2k you can lose. Then, we'll talk.

LINKmarines... The most awful thing happened to me today;

As I was returning from my wagecuck job, depressed as always, I was met at home with a truly horrifying event. As I opened my front door, my girlfriend was on her knees in front of another man, tilting her head back and forth in aggressive fashion. This man standing in front of her was my highschool bully, and a renowned swing-linker. The swingie stood lumbering over her, his proud, robust physique representing a complete duality reflection of my flabby, out of shape excuse of a body which the average McDonalds consuming LINKmarine has.
>W...WH.. WHAT THE FUCK!?

I exclaimed in shock. Before my GF turned her head, she let out at the most ungodly suction pop sound of swingchad's cock. "What the fuck do you want linkie? uggghh, I'm busy!" all I could do was watch in complete disgust and inept rage as swingies massive cock was throbbing in the air, dripping with precum. In the horror, I felt my pathetic LINKmarine wiener get to it's full erect length of 2.5 inches as I watched the superior swingChad invoke lust in my GF that I never could. Right when I thought it couldn't get worse, SwingChad looked at me with a smug grin and said
>Do you wanna know what your fat fucking Russian scammer has planned for you? Hehe-... ehhhh. uhhhhhh!!!!

While I was waiting for his response, I saw my GF's cheeks slightly swell up before she gagged and struggled to swallow the huge fucking load he just shot into her mouth and throat. My GF then turned to me with mascara and tears dripping down, mixing with the saliva, cum and throat mucus dripping from her face, before yelling at me to leave and come back in 4 hours when she's done applying ointment to her stretched asshole from SwingChad's cock.

WTF LINKmarines? Why are we so fucking pathetic? I thought Chad was done dominating me after highschool, but now even in these market's I'm getting utterly humiliated. Long story short... JUST KEEP HODLING BROS

>>18976525
This actually finna based.

More industry needs to leave California. You can't have the government constantly kneecapping your industry and workforce. Elon's smart enough to realize this and eventually the rest of silicon valley will too.

Silicon Valley's best days are behind them. Period. Time to find a new place to prosper without all the fucking retarded regulations of pretend despots.

>>18151621
Yeah but that's out of stupidity on their end, rather than necessity to get a paycheck/ultimatum between staying healthy or losing job.

>>18151567
I'm sympathetic to the idea that as a society, as need to eventually transition back into as close to normalcy as we can get. That being said, billionaires/the ultra rich are demonic in how much they do not care about others. They're sociopathic. When they say "we need to go back to work," it comes from a place of "you are losing me money by not working," rather than a desire to return to normalcy.

>>17004064
>2 posters

well, looks like we're all here!

>>16601222
>>16601111
>>16601666

You are buying the dip, right anon?

Bitcoin is dead

>>16102474
What did you do, anon. Start brushing up your resume.

The housing situation is getting so out of control on the west coast that millennials are paying to live in pods. From a business perspective, this is a brilliant idea.
Imagine 18 adults living in a fully furnished three bedroom apartment paying 945 each. Sure free internet/cable/utilities/gym for 17k a month.
Why didn't I think of this...
https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2019-10-12/when-finding-affordable-housing-in-l-a-means-living-in-a-pod-or-a-bunk-bed

>>12542620
>November comes around and the market is fucking parabolic
>I'm going to earn his pre-bonus salary in this month
>it's not enough, if I'm not richer than every employee put together from this I've failed
>my life's savings are in and I'm going full tilt
>keep it utterly silent
>December drop happens
>can't afford to get cold feet now, don't sell
>it keeps falling over Christmas, nobody is paying attention anymore, keep holding
>by March nobody has talked about it in a month, start leveraging to try and make back gains when the bull market comes back, take out a loan
>consistently misread signals and optimistically mistime the market
>start telling people equities are due a major correction any month now
>"sure whatever"
>positions liquidated by July, by my birthday my holdings are almost worthless and my savings are gone
>limp quietly through work to pay off the loan without so much as looking at the price of a bitcoin
>consider suicide

>get to October
>rough day
>very rough day
>it's happening
>don't care any more
>list lifelessly through EOY
>my crypto market died and now my livelihood is having a heart attack
>get to January, back to work
>think about how rich I could have been a year ago
>bigger account calls, pissed
>MD fields the call, calms him down
>kiss-ass Chad underling comes up to fondle his balls about how well he handled it and asking for guidance himself
>MD tells him the client is just sore about the market, told him it's the same with everything, says unless he wants to divest into boring defensive shit they can expect to ride out swings
>says he told him he'll start looking for the edgy uncorrelated assets that will be shooting up against the bear trend and put the smile back on his face
>raises his voice and says "HEY,"
>looks around the floor- "I'VE GOT AN IDEA..."
>settles on me
>"MAYBE BITCOIN BOY CAN SELL HIM SOME CRYPTOCURRENCY!"
>everybody starts laughing
>murmurs of "Bitcoin Boy" around the office
>considering suicide again

I really need to make 100 dollars in 2 days.
>not employed
>desperate

What do? is there a way to make money online I would stay up day and night doing surveys if I have to.

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>>11504439

This, I can't be spending 20$ twice a week like this.

FUUUCK!!!!!!

GODDAMNIT ELON, I'm loosing all my money

why the fuck do you faggots make these threads?
just say no and that's it, my gf wouldn't even fucking think of saying shit to me about crypto, where do you retards find these girls that think they actually have a ground to stand on when it comes to talking about your livelihood.

>>6417607
I got in literally minutes after launch in Kucoin. I'm still pissed the fuck out that I'm going to have to wait at least a week now to see my earnings go back to that ATH. I will never be greedy again.
Everything has gone fucking down, it's not just this. If you didn't buy at ATH like some dumbass normie, you're okay.
JUST END THIS BEAR BULLSHIT ALREADY!

>>6039896
>City of Zion
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE WHITE AND YELLOW BOIS WAY OUT! NOT FOR THE KIKES!

>>5948925
I sold it at 3 for FUN and now I'm buying back at 21 cents!

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