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I read that digestion is inefficient and you shit out a lot of nutrients and proteins.
Asking for a friend

>boilermaker
>$22/hr starting
>average life expectancy: 56 years old

how to profit off chronic oxytocin deprivation?

-DOW
-SPY
-Bitcoin

A boomer conviced me to buy thousands of dollars worth of the Iraqi Dinar. He told me they would revalue it and drop the 0s and I would become a millionaire. Anybody else fall for this?

I'm looking into buying a house to use as a rental. I found one being sold for 25k. Looks like a dump but there is already a tenant living there, who pays $500 a month. Is this a good idea? Please give me advice.

I can’t do it much longer frens

I only have 144. I'm a neet and can't afford to buy anymore.

>dopamine running low
>curtains closed
>vitamin d depleted
>feeling the depression coming on
>"w-we're going to be rich a-arent we??"
>breathe a sigh of relief
>other anons are reassuring you you're going to make it
>ten minutes pass
>the feeling has worn off
>time to make another thread
>"link price prediction thread"
>yeah that's nice... look at all those numbers
>put all the posted numbers and multiply them with your stack
>haha wow, thats a lot of money
>imagine what all you could do with that money
>maybe i'll finally have sex...
>sun peeks through the curtains
>you hear your parents waking up
>hehe, fucking wagies
>the depression comes back
>the dopamine rushes dont last as long as they used to
>time to make another thread
>"is 300 link enough to make it?"

not even sure if i can get it up to a girl anymore after getting so used to porn. wat do?

I emptied out my 401k and bought $20,000 worth, when it was at $2.50

O-ok

That's it, I sold.
Waiting for the dip now.

This is January 2018 all over again when fags held through the peak hoping it will go even further and then cried they didn't sell when they should have.
Learn from their mistakes, sell now or regret holding like a retard.

t. oldfag

>tfw haven’t slept in 3 days

>>13829503

Thinking about becoming an insurance salesman for Allstate. Any insurancecucks here? Would you recommend?

>>13607661

Is that final form?

Why can you only trade crypto on riobinhood in certain states?

>tfw live in Maine

I just want my money back

I'm about to cash out all my 401k, crypto, stock, and savings to buy scratch offs. Will I make it, friends?

>>13515228
I don't have any position

>my real life will begin once i make it

>once I make it, my real life will begin

>when I make it, my real life will begin