/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58337552

Just slurped a big bag. Dont care what the sui stack is. Dont care about telegram screenshots. Dont care about drawing lines on charts. Too busy being comfy

>>57900677
>nooo but TQQQ might crash
It's literally up 30x since 10 years ago

>>57716501
You hold Link though, so what exactly are you trying to say here?

>>57612903
Eggsplain to me like I'm 5

>>57607755
This is the answer

I made 260% on Solana but I bought only a 1k bag. Why am I so fucking stupid? Even when I'm right I still manage to find a way to fuck myself. What should I buy now that isn't so faggy memecoin? ETH and LINK?

>>57504023
Certainly! You can use Excel to create a simple model to analyze the impact of different withdrawal rates on your investment over a specified horizon. Here's a step-by-step guide:

Create a Time Column:

In column A, create a time series ranging from 1 to the maximum horizon (15 in this case) to represent each year.
Initial Investment:

In cell B2, enter your initial investment amount: $1,000,000.
Return on Investment:

In cell C2, enter the formula to calculate the investment value for each year based on the return rate. In C2, enter the formula: =B2*(1+8%). Then drag this formula down for all the years in the time series.
Withdrawal:

In column D, you can calculate the withdrawal amount. In D2, enter the formula: =B2*2%. Drag this formula down for all the years.
Remaining Balance:

In cell E2, calculate the remaining balance after withdrawal: =C2-D2. Drag this formula down for all the years.
Conditional Check for Negative Balance:

In cell F2, check if the remaining balance is negative: =IF(E2<0,"Negative","Positive"). Drag this formula down.
Graph:

Create a line chart with the time series on the x-axis and the remaining balance on the y-axis. This will visually represent how the investment changes over time.
Now you can play with the withdrawal rate by changing the percentage in cell D2 and observing how it affects the remaining balance over the specified horizon.

Please note that this is a simplified model and does not consider factors like inflation, taxes, or fluctuating returns. Adjustments can be made based on your specific financial scenario.

You know we can see positions on any exchange OP…

>be me overqualified
>apply for a bunch of jobs and even have head hunters
>have a bunch of side and personal projects on my indeed
>three months in getting nervous
>look at resume
>mfw it has old number
>mfw my jerb is known to have people who smert

>>56489803
Umm… no. We distinctly hate bullshit to the point that awkward pauses in conversation and complete silence has no effect on us. While it is visibly uncomfortable to the normie, the silence and absence of bullshit is refreshing for the autistic. No longer do we have to divert precious mental resources trying to decipher the arcane meaning of what the nornie is trying to convey as their words, body language, and facial cues all represent different meanings, instead our mental faculties are spent thinking about truly great things like philosophy, science, and animu. Yes, we truly hate bullshit and don’t understand why the nornies can’t just blurt out their intended feelings like how I blurt out my need for Tendies and cummies from mommy.

>t. autistic anon

>climate change
>drinkable water scarcity
>need for hydrogen
>need for carbon capture

all of this can be achieved by desalinating sea water. It can source drinkable water, hydrogen and capture the carbon in the ocean into a solid (shell like).
Whats your favorite desalination stonk?

What am I in for

>>56130882
I'm drunk right now and I have to work in 8 1/2 hours.

>>55891982
>Tax brakes and paid zero taxes until they finally turned a profit
>tax brakes

>>55880903
>>55880909
Last commit: 1 week.
Hmm, wonder where that could be hiding. Do you know what a branch is?

>>55857656
>has no idea how an airdrop works
uhhhh is your IQ like normal?

>>55854228
200m marketcap? are you retarded? The circ. supply would be 11m at launch at current rate you retard.

>>55830526
>>55830517

>>55815843
At the 0.5$ presale of A0 it 20x'd lol

>>55815825
I REMAIN BULLISH

>>55681904
>Retard cant operate Github
I put 5k into this yesterday and I even knew how to look at branches and subrepoes

Left-curve IQ.

>>55668542
>as a viable threat to the State
Literally monkey brain comprehension of finance

>>55667360
I picked up a smol 50$ bag last night, anyone knows if ETH works now? Cant be fucked dealing with chink coin