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Don't get cocky

what if

>>25039922

>>23897353
And the next week, they're out on the boardwalk again, and looking for a bear or bull, except here comes the

FUCKING
WEEDY
UGLY
RETARDED
CRAB
AGAIN

and it does its stupid fucking shuffle down the boardwalk, and the townsfolk are angry. They throw trash at it and boo, "GO HOME CRAB" but the crab doesn't care because it's a crab and even if it wasn't it'd still be too stupid too understand. And this happens the next week, and the week after that, and the week after that.

The townsfolk are devestated by this. Watching this crab is boring as hell compared to the bears or bulls. Some try to make do; they bet on how many times the crab will trip, or if it'll meander too far to one side of the walk. But their hearts just aren't in it anymore.

Months go by. The town dejectedly shuffles to the parade route, expecting nothing but the crab again. Then, in the distance, they hear it.

The sound of hoofs.

A horde of bulls charges in, men dressed like gauchos on their backs cheering and whooping. The crowd is estatic. Even the bear supporters are enthused, because at least it's not that fucking crab again. Kids buy balloons, fireworks go off, ticker tape everywhere. The town goes to sleep that night and has pleasant dreams.

The next week, they go back to the boardwalk, and guess who comes down the street?

THE
FUCKING
RETARD
CRAB

>>19764098
This. We are in an indefinite crab party.

>>19653265
it's party time bros, we did it

crabs on parade

>>18769126

>>17569882
Keep crabbin baby!

>>17534197
bobo please short please I'm begging you I have another 50K I'm waiting to take on a shopping spree and collect a decade of comfy divs off of.

>>16896388
it will never end ^_________^

>>13480473
w i d e bart, eat my shorts *snib*

>>13461916
And the next week, they're out on the boardwalk again, and looking for a bear or bull, except here comes the

FUCKING
WEEDY
UGLY
RETARDED
CRAB
AGAIN

and it does its stupid fucking shuffle down the boardwalk, and the townsfolk are angry. They throw trash at it and boo, "GO HOME CRAB" but the crab doesn't care because it's a crab and even if it wasn't it'd still be too stupid too understand. And this happens the next week, and the week after that, and the week after that.

The townsfolk are devestated by this. Watching this crab is boring as hell compared to the bears or bulls. Some try to make do; they bet on how many times the crab will trip, or if it'll meander too far to one side of the walk. But their hearts just aren't in it anymore.

Months go by. The town dejectedly shuffles to the parade route, expecting nothing but the crab again. Then, in the distance, they hear it.

The sound of hoofs.

A horde of bulls charges in, men dressed like gauchos on their backs cheering and whooping. The crowd is estatic. Even the bear supporters are enthused, because at least it's not that fucking crab again. Kids buy balloons, fireworks go off, ticker tape everywhere. The town goes to sleep that night and has pleasant dreams.

The next week, they go back to the boardwalk, and guess who comes down the street?

THE
FUCKING
RETARD
CRAB

And that's what being on /biz/ during this recent crypto market is like.

And the next week, they're out on the boardwalk again, and looking for a bear or bull, except here comes the

FUCKING
WEEDY
UGLY
RETARDED
CRAB
AGAIN

and it does its stupid fucking shuffle down the boardwalk, and the townsfolk are angry. They throw trash at it and boo, "GO HOME CRAB" but the crab doesn't care because it's a crab and even if it wasn't it'd still be too stupid too understand. And this happens the next week, and the week after that, and the week after that.

The townsfolk are devestated by this. Watching this crab is boring as hell compared to the bears or bulls. Some try to make do; they bet on how many times the crab will trip, or if it'll meander too far to one side of the walk. But their hearts just aren't in it anymore.

Months go by. The town dejectedly shuffles to the parade route, expecting nothing but the crab again. Then, in the distance, they hear it.

The sound of hoofs.

A horde of bulls charges in, men dressed like gauchos on their backs cheering and whooping. The crowd is estatic. Even the bear supporters are enthused, because at least it's not that fucking crab again. Kids buy balloons, fireworks go off, ticker tape everywhere. The town goes to sleep that night and has pleasant dreams.

The next week, they go back to the boardwalk, and guess who comes down the street?

THE
FUCKING
RETARD
CRAB

And that's what being on /biz/ during this recent crypto market is like.

Oh? What do we have here? Why if it isn't the most common creature in the /biz/ animal kingdom. The simple-minded crustacean of stagnancy known as the Snibs. Yes the Snibs, seen by the locals as either a nuisance, an eternal reminder of disappointment or as a lovable docile pest. It goes by many names because given to it by the locals based on their varied views of it, such as "Pennypincher", "PeePee", "Snipper" and even "That retarded little fucking crab that always ruins the excitement". The humble Snibs is remarkable for how divisive it is, despite its seemingly unremarkable nature. Its entire life is is spent eternally walking sideways aimlessly with no real goal in mind. Never straying too far from its sideways path, only occasionally careening slightly upward or slightly downward for no real reason other than to put itself into harm's way. These little buggers travel in large packs, usually to the point of blocking the roads and even the stampeding grounds of the Mumus and plaguing the dumping grounds of the Bobos. Naturally this is the main source of grief for the natives of /biz/, often hoping to see either the Mumus or Bobos come out full force but instead only find the simple little Snibs blocking the paths and being a rather uneventful yet harmless nuisance. Such is the nature of this humble yet stagnant little crab. Although legend has it that one day, the dark demong king known as ChernaBogdanoff will arise from his mountain top and transform one of these little crabs into the dreaded demon beast known as "Crab 17" that will usher in the "Era of Unemployment".