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Daily reminder that you have to make it by at least the age of 24.
Things that will happen after you turn 24:
>All the roasties, innocent, nerdy and even ugo girls will either be married, single mothers, or fat and used up
>Every time you go the the club everyone will feel bad for the creepy old boomer sitting by himself drinking a light beer.
>You will lose touch with all the trends going on with the youth and will be forced to hang out with other boomers
>You will realize that your early 20s were the only times worth having money
>You will get fat and depressed an eventually kys
Tick Tock faggots.