/biz/ - Business & Finance

>early 2022
>fluff pieces about being such a generous and kind billionaire
>look guys, he's vegan, how cool
>declared the next warren buffet, get's his face on the cover of financial magazines
>late 2022
>get caught cooking the books and moving massive sums of money out of the firm
>an estimated 2 billion of client money is completely unaccounted for
>declares bankruptcy and flees the fucking country
life comes at you fast

>>51289507
>the most massive misallocation of capital in the history of mankind
yeah, it's called her buying anything

>got a 2 carat moissanite ring for my wife when we got engaged
>bought it on sale to boot
>she was happy as fuck
>sometimes catch her just looking at it
>knows it's not a diamond and doesn't care at all
if you've got a bitch who cares what kind of rock she gets, she's going to care about a lot more stupid shit over the course of your marriage and ruin it for both of you

staked 11k. guess i'll see what happens in a month