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This

Yolo your life savings into a single trade
Free yourself by going
>All in
>All the time

Quit your job
Sell the car
Divorce the Slut Wife
>You're walking now

Set stop losses at zero and never take profits until you see triple digit gains

Tell your boomer parents to dump their live savings into your ponzi scheme or you'll put them in a fucking HOME
Spread the good word of NFTs
Convert Crypto into drugs
Write it all off as a Business expense on your LLC

Max out your credit
Get more credit and max that out too
>Why not it's free money?

Steal Catalytic converter to fund your blackhole of an investment account
Steal steaks from Walmart
Steal every amazon package within a 10 mile radius

Do all of this and now you're thinking like a modern day BUSINESS MAN

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