/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57253928
Are their bus safe?

>>56218017
>Indian
We have a live shiteater hear gents. This is the viden shilling granny fucker laughing stock from /smg/. He lives in a shithole in comifornia and drive a base model tesla. Keep an eye out in the future for a story about an indian man burning to death in a car fire.

>>56007121
Looks like a computer mouse. You will die in a lithium fire BTW. You last thoughts will be "why won't the doors open".

>>55080621
tesla driver are the worst

anon be careful when taking the bus home. avoid being stabe or burn. see you tomorrow at 9

>>53426675
lot of them actually but now store in ipad like weight and balance given to you by a software depending on seatmap and aircraft

>>53230449
you can save more by drinking your pee too. poorfag

futures

>>52641706
i hope it s satire

>>52611392
EVs spontaneously combust from thermal runaway all the time. Tesla pull a neat trick right before they erupt in flames. You see, the interior door handles are electronic and the power loss before the battery explodes ensures that you are trapped inside and burned alive from the feet up. Oh, and 1st responders won't be able to open the door from the outside because the door handles have disappeared into the door KEK!

>>51668493
No idea how a car company that sells 1/10 the number of cars as any other car company can be valued at a value greater than all car companies combined. The cars have electric interior door handles that refuse to let you out and 1st responders in when the battery shorts and you get thermal runaway lithium inferno erupting through the floor.

just don't get stuck inside one to avoid being burned alive

>>50103094
>Lithium fires dont exist
Teslas do this except the batteries are under your feet, the doors won't open and they won't extend the outside door handles to 1st responders.