/biz/ - Business & Finance

my portfolio has gone up by $12k the last 3 days

Reminder, if we moon today it's because we were smart and bought, if we crash it is because of jews, women, and l*berals

>>50547910
Congratulations, anon. You've just figured out the guaranteed path to success. Nothing short of the complete collapse of America could stop you.

kek, nice update this weekend Rocker

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Reminder lads that any problems in the market can scientifically be traced back to women, j*ws, and liberals

>>50495204
BASED poem anon

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Please take a seat, I will begin shortly

Just ordered an extra well done sirloin with extra ketchup from Applebees, things are looking up for your boy.

>the year is 2023
>gamestop market cap is now valued at 50 billion dollars
>visit my local gamestop
>the smell of urine, body odor and energy drink burps, no longer present in the air, instead replaced by a trail of petunias and daffodils leading to the revolving door entrance
>leave my coat with the doorman and check myself in before walking into the air conditioned 2,000 square foot three story building with valet service
>immediately greeted by the sounds of Vivaldi's Spring performed by the shop's string quartet on the way in
>walk past the marble water fountains and roman pillars to the used blu-ray aisle
>pick up a $3 copy of the classic Nicolas Cage film Drive Angry
>guy in a tuxedo at the checkout puts on his white gloves and bags it for me while I enjoy a spoonful of complimentary caviar
>sign up for the preorder list of Kerbal Space Program 2 and leave my signature in the guestbook
>bellboy carries my bag for me to the entrance and wishes me a good evening

This one will have to be retired when KSP2 releases after however many delays.

Feels good MATIC bros

>>50402759
Extremely based, there is no reason not to buy LUNC.

Reminder this crash is easily explained by the existence of j*ws, w*men, and l*berals

>>50351603
you are forgetting to include wom*n and subhuman liberals as well bro pls don't make this mistake.

>>50338805
Become a well known billionaire and your views change quickly. You get half the population thinking you're a tax cheat out to put robots in them and the other half calling you a lazy fuck that only fail upward. All while both want to take every dime you ever made to stand up government programs doomed to fail.

I'd say eff the rest as well after I made my money and secured my immediate family needs.

>>50327849
Hey man we all matter unless you are a jew, womyn, or subhuman leftie

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>>50194100
Jews, w*men, and even worse, l*berals

Reminder this crash was caused by women, jews, and Br*ndon

>>50069908
if i was the janitor i would cum in the lemon-water dispenser then watch everyone have their fill. enjoy!

>>50022206
don't know what that shit means but hell of a job my man

>>50003444
this nigga fucking gets it

>>49947128
>meltupchads are heavy metal

quite based.

>>49922873
bought 20k yesterday