/biz/ - Business & Finance

i am personally blaming all market crashes on j*ews, wom*m, and l*berals.

>>51186579

>>51182755
ok this is based

>>51168504

>>51146602
Based,get some rum and canned chickpeas for me.

why yes, I did blame the crash on Friday on women, jews, and minorities.

>>51111288
thanks bro

i don't respect women, jews, or minorities.

>>51039277

>>51005371

A toast, to Finnish whores!

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>50993708

>>50975305
>the year is 2023
>gamestop market cap is now valued at 5 trillion dollars
>visit my local gamestop
>the smell of urine, body odor and energy drink burps, no longer present in the air, instead replaced by a trail of petunias and daffodils leading to the revolving door entrance
>leave my coat with the doorman and check myself in before walking into the air conditioned 2,000 square foot three story building with valet service
>immediately greeted by the sounds of Vivaldi's Spring performed by the shop's string quartet on the way in
>walk past the marble water fountains and roman pillars to the used blu-ray aisle
>pick up a $3 copy of the classic Nicolas Cage film Drive Angry
>guy in a tuxedo at the checkout puts on his white gloves and bags it for me while I enjoy a spoonful of complimentary caviar
>sign up for the preorder list of Kerbal Space Program 2 and leave my signature in the guestbook
>bellboy carries my bag for me to the entrance and wishes me a good evening

This one will have to be retired when KSP2 releases after however many delays.

I have a very important announcement, biz. I will make the announcement once everyone is in this thread

>>50960311
You are correct kind sir, we shall double their salary this instant!

NTMA

Why yes, I am blaming the next crash on wom*n and jews.

>>50804269
you made a very wise choice anon

>>50753954
ah, a man of class, dignity, and taste I see.

I don't respect women can I get a stock for this sentiment.

>be me
>big neet
>be in my moms basement
>see post about cryptocurrency on /biz/
>looks easy enough
>be me
>start mining cryptocurrency
>use my gpu
>electricity bill comes
>oh shit
>be me
>hide from mom
>she finds me
>be me
>get kicked out
>be me
>live under a bridge
>be me
>still mining cryptocurrency
>electricity bill comes
>oh shit
>be me
>steal some electricity
>get caught
>go to jail
>be me
>still mining cryptocurrency in jail
>electricity bill comes
>oh shit

>>50704143

I want to lie my way into a 6 figure WFH job. Anyone else done this?

>China about to invade Taiwan
>bought a new GPU a few days ago
>also long on natural gas
Feels good to be financially prepared